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Books with author Jeff S Whitcher

  • Santa Needs a Vacation

    Jeff Whitcher

    Paperback (Independently published, July 11, 2019)
    Santa has been working hard all winter and everyone agrees he deserves a vacation, but where should he go? His helpful elves have some very interesting ideas, but will Santa agree?
  • Everything's Better With Ketchup

    Jeff Whitcher

    Paperback (Independently published, June 24, 2019)
    What makes everything better? Why, ketchup, of course! Kids will love exploring the hilarious connection between ketchup and pure, unadulterated goodness in this silly (slightly) educational picture book.
  • What If Balloons Didn't Pop?: Silly poems and drawings for kids

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, April 13, 2014)
    What If Balloons Didn't Pop? is the first collection of humorous poems and drawings by Jeff Whitcher. Guaranteed to make kids and adults of all ages giggle, Whitcher's silly Shel Silverstein-inspired poetry covers everything from fish in space to hide-and-seek playing giraffes!
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  • How Do You Make a Platypus Laugh?: Still MORE words, poems and drawings

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 29, 2015)
    Readers young and old will delight in finding the answer to the silly question posed by the title of Jeff Whitcher's latest collection of zany poems and drawings. Step up and try some delicious ice cream in a sock, get behind the wheel of a speeding carrot and witness a banana perform incredible acrobatic feats!
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  • There's a Goat In My Oatmeal: Poems and Drawings by Jeff Whitcher

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, March 17, 2017)
    A goat in my oatmeal This morning appeared. He's getting my breakfast all over his beard. I just stepped away From my bowl for a minute, And came back to find a big goat sitting in it. Readers familiar with the whimsically playful poetry and drawings of Jeff Whitcher know nothing is too silly or strange to weave into a hilariously unconventional tale to tickle the tiniest funny bones. Sample some peanut butter toothpaste, pop in on the old woman who lives in a sandal, and meet a youngster with hair seven miles long!
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  • The Alphabet Book

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Feb. 10, 2015)
    Explore the wonderful world of ABCs with this charming and hilariously whimsical journey through the alphabet. From guitar-playing elephants to tap-dancing tooth fairies this book will tickle the funny bones of young and old readers alike!
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  • Happy! And Other Feelings: Poems and Drawings by Jeff Whitcher

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Jan. 20, 2017)
    Happy! And Other Feelings is a thoughtful, funny and entertaining collection of poems for children by author and illustrator Jeff Whitcher that touches on a wide range of emotions, from "Happy" and "Sad" to "Excited" and "Bored." No matter what emotion you happen to be feeling, this book has it covered!
  • No Bacon in the Bathtub!

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Nov. 28, 2017)
    What could possibly be better than bacon? A hilarious book about bacon! Jeff Whitcher's latest food-themed picture book is a hilariously delectable celebration of bacony goodness!
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  • Santa Needs a New Sleigh

    Jeff Whitcher

    Paperback (Independently published, July 1, 2019)
    It's Christmas Eve and Santa's reindeer are nowhere to be found! How will Santa deliver all his presents in time for Christmas? His helpful elves have a few ideas! Young readers (and their parents) will love this funny and engaging Yuletide tale.
  • Can You Paint A Picture With Your Hair?: Even MORE Words, Poems and Drawings by Jeff Whitcher

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, )
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  • Everything's Better With Mustard

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Dec. 1, 2016)
    What makes everything better? Why, mustard, of course! The charming and whimsical companion to Jeff Whitcher's "Everything's Better With Ketchup," this unapologetically off the wall picture book will entertain kids of all ages while making the convincing argument that everything IS better with mustard.
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  • This Book is Closed!

    Jeff S Whitcher

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Jan. 26, 2017)
    Be warned! This book is under construction and readers should proceed with extreme caution! Watch your step and be very careful....you might not be able to contain your laughter!
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