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Books with author Jeff Burns

  • The Very Ineffective Haunted House

    Jeff Burk

    eBook (CLASH Books, May 29, 2018)
    "Like Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi's mutant offspring."-Wil Wheaton"If Chuck Klosterman raised a child on Jack Kerouac, Star Trek and comic books, that kid would be Jeff Burk. Original stuff that is sure to turn heads for fans of any literary genres."-MC Lars"Jeff Burk writes some awesome shit. Just read it."-Carlton Mellick III“Jeff Burk watches too much TV.”-Chester Knebel, head animator for SUPERJAIL Season 1."Reminiscent of a modern William Faulkner."-Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger
  • Room to Play: A Children's Book about Decluttering

    Jen Burns

    language (, Aug. 10, 2013)
    Join Brother and Sis on their journey of turning a very messy situation into Room to Play!This book was written for preschool and elementary aged children. It presents both a REASON and a METHOD for decluttering their room. It is playfully illustrated by two sisters (still kids themselves) in a sort of “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” style. The writing is fun, and it helps kids learn about the process of sorting and decluttering. Our hope is that it will help parents teach these things to their kids and make it enjoyable. "I read this book to my son Asa who is 4 years old he loved it!!! Asked me to read it again. He especially loved the last page when it talked about the kids dreaming of no cleaning. As I was reading it to him he was very engaged in the book, he thought the pictures were funny and especially loved the mom dancing a jig. It has been a couple days since we read the book and he still remembers what it said and has been cleaning up a lot more than he ever did before. I would say that's a win!!! Thank you Jen for using your talent and writing a phenomenal book :)" -Angielange (Amazon Reviewer)Some of the topics covered in this book are: messes, clutter, sorting, finding a home for everything, decluttering, giving to a charity, storing items, peace, and room to play.
  • Submersion: The Wayward and The Wicked Universe

    Jeffrey Burns

    eBook (Chronicled Existence, April 14, 2019)
    "..it's always guns, explosions and space stuff.."Growing up on the fringe of space is hard but being the daughter of the most feared couple in the universe only complicates things.Lirenvadra and her family have kept her lineage a secret. A decision that has shaped her in ways she cannot possibly comprehend. Lying about who you are and where you come from has a way of catching up to you. Even if it is for your protection.When the crew of The Nightshade are tasked with a salvage mission spanning the entire expanse of known space... an unexpected discovery will set in motion events that will bring about the end of civilization as we know it.Danger, conspiracy and exploration? Maybe this menial salvage detail isn't going to be quite as boring as she thought...Join The Wayward and The Wicked."Sometimes being bad is better than good..."
  • More Than Things: A Children's Book about Gifts

    Jen Burns

    language (, Feb. 14, 2014)
    Join Brother as he waits anxiously for his approaching birthday. He wants SO many things... until he has a very strange dream. Brother learns a valuable lesson, and has a birthday to remember.This book was written for preschool and elementary aged children. It will initiate thought and conversation about how people are more important than the things they give us.It is playfully illustrated by Kati Burns (still a kid herself).This is the third book in a series of adventures with Brother and Sis. The first is titled, "Room to Play: A Children's Book about Decluttering,” and the second is titled, “Bored No More: A Children's Book about Creativity.”
  • The Very Ineffective Haunted House

    Jeff Burk

    Paperback (Clash Books, May 29, 2018)
    "Like Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi's mutant offspring."-Wil Wheaton "If Chuck Klosterman raised a child on Jack Kerouac, Star Trek and comic books, that kid would be Jeff Burk. Original stuff that is sure to turn heads for fans of any literary genres."-MC Lars "Jeff Burk writes some awesome shit. Just read it."-Carlton Mellick III "Jeff Burk watches too much TV." -Chester Knebel, head animator for SUPERJAIL Season 1. "Reminiscent of a modern William Faulkner."-Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger
  • How to Teach Reading and Composition.

    J. J. Burns

    Paperback (Leopold Classic Library, )
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  • Life-Size / Get a Clue

    Burns, Jere

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  • The eclectic school geometry

    J. J. Burns

    Paperback (Book on Demand Ltd., Feb. 17, 2015)
    The eclectic school geometry. A revision of Evan's school geometry. This book, "The eclectic school geometry", by J. J. Burns, is a replication of a book originally published before 1884. It has been restored by human beings, page by page, so that you may enjoy it in a form as close to the original as possible.
  • How to Teach Reading and Composition

    J. J. Burns

    Paperback (Forgotten Books, )
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