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Books with author James Proimos

  • Apocalypse Meow Meow

    James Proimos Jr.

    Hardcover (Bloomsbury USA Childrens, Nov. 3, 2015)
    Brownie, Apollo, and their ragtag group of strays have raided the grocery store and defeated some very mean mutts--but now they've run out of food. So when the crew discovers a nearby Twonkies factory, and all the Twonkies they could ever eat, they think they've got it made. The only catch is the cat guarding the factory--and this "cat" is MUCH bigger, and far more sophisticated, than any feline they've ever met. Can the dogs and their friends defeat their foe and claim the Twonkies for themselves?The Proimos father-son team returns with another irreverent, dog-filled take on the apocalypse, told in a graphic novel paper-over-board format. The instantly accessible artwork and laughs on each page will charm everyone from the most reluctant reader to the coolest of cats (humans and animals alike)!
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  • Todd's TV

    James Proimos

    Hardcover (HarperCollins, April 27, 2010)
    This is Todd.These are Todd's parents.And this is Todd's TV.Todd's parents are always busy. But Todd's TV isn't busy. It just sits there. So one day, Todd's TV decides to lend a helping hand. This is the heartwarming story of that day, and what happened afterward. You'll laugh, you'll cry—but most of all, you'll be giving your TV a break. It probably needs it.
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  • Paulie Pastrami Achieves World Peace

    James Proimos

    Hardcover (Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, Dec. 1, 2009)
    Paulie Pastrami can't whistle, he has trouble matching his socks, and he is usually picked last in sports. But he plans to achieve world peace before he turns eight.Through simple acts of kindness--from reading to the trees and being nice to his little sister to cheering up the school principal and sharing cupcakes with strangers--Paulie learns that spreading peace isn't that hard after all.
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  • Mac & Cheese: A Friendship Story That Celebrates Being Different

    James Proimos Jr.

    Hardcover (Henry Holt and Co. (BYR), Nov. 15, 2016)
    Mac and Cheese are the very best of friends, but sometimes they have trouble understanding each other. Cheese is dazzled by Mac's big, big brain, and Mac is baffled by Cheese's artistic talent. But they soon learn that no amount of misunderstanding can get in the way of their unique friendship.Told with tenderness and humor, this picture book, divided into three short stories, showcases the special bond between two unlikely friends. A Christy Ottaviano Book
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  • The Complete Adventures of Johnny Mutton

    James Proimos

    Hardcover (HMH Books for Young Readers, Oct. 7, 2014)
    Fans of Dav Pilkey's Dog Man and Captain Underpants will have a new laugh-aloud hero to root for in this collection full of zany illustrations, jokes, and wild fun. It's hard being the only sheep in class. Even so, Johnny Mutton refuses to follow the herd. His sweet sense of humor, sheer delight in life's simple pleasures, and unexpected triumphs are the stuff of legend. Whatever the adventure, Johnny's incredible zest for all that is ordinary showcases why he's so him--and why no one can resist his zany charm. Johnny will tickle your funny bone--and leave you wondering just what he'll think of next.
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  • Apocalypse Bow Wow

    James Proimos Jr.

    Paperback (Bloomsbury USA Childrens, Nov. 1, 2016)
    It's the end of the world . . . but not for dogs! Humans have disappeared into thin air. Fires are raging everywhere. Animals are acting crazy. And dog buddies Brownie and Apollo can't find their owners. With bellies rumbling, the two decide to make their way into the strange outside world.Will Brownie and Apollo assemble the remaining canines of the world and create a new, better society for all? Probably not. Will they make some friends out there and learn to live on their own? Maybe. Will they find dinner?? A dog can only hope . . .In the vein of Tom Angleberger and Lincoln Peirce comes a funny, furry, and utterly unique animal tale that's perfect for reluctant readers.
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  • Raisin and Grape

    James Proimos

    Hardcover (Dial, March 16, 2006)
    While spending a day with his Grandpa, now a raisin, a young grape learns important life lessons from the wisdom of his elder, in a colorfully illustrated tale about a loving grandson and his devoted grandfather.
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  • Waddle! Waddle!

    James Proimos

    Hardcover (Scholastic Press, Nov. 24, 2015)
    What's a penguin to do when he can't find his new friend?Yesterday he made a friend who was an absolutely amazing dancer--but now he can't find him anywhere!Waddle...waddle...bellyslide! along with this hopeful penguin as his search for his new friend takes him on some zany adventures--and ultimately, to an unexpected and heartwarming conclusion.Acclaimed creator James Proimos, illustrator of Year of the Jungle by Suzanne Collins, brings his zest and zany humor to this charming friendship story.
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  • Apocalypse Meow Meow

    James Proimos

    eBook (Bloomsbury USA Childrens, Nov. 3, 2015)
    Brownie, Apollo, and their ragtag group of strays have raided the grocery store and defeated some very mean mutts--but now they've run out of food. So when the crew discovers a nearby Twonkies factory, and all the Twonkies they could ever eat, they think they've got it made. The only catch is the cat guarding the factory--and this "cat" is MUCH bigger, and far more sophisticated, than any feline they've ever met. Can the dogs and their friends defeat their foe and claim the Twonkies for themselves?The Proimos father-son team returns with another irreverent, dog-filled take on the apocalypse, told in a graphic novel paper-over-board format. The instantly accessible artwork and laughs on each page will charm everyone from the most reluctant reader to the coolest of cats (humans and animals alike)!
  • The Loudness of Sam

    James Proimos

    Hardcover (Harcourt Children's Books, March 1, 1999)
    When Sam laughs, Sam laughs loudly. When Sam cries, Sam cries loudly. But while visiting his aunt Tillie in the city, Sam is surprised to discover that some people--in fact, many people--hold in their feelings. Can Sam survive a week with Aunt Tillie, a week when he is often told to "hush"?
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  • Apocalypse Bow Wow

    James Proimos

    eBook (Bloomsbury USA Childrens, Jan. 6, 2015)
    The end has come. The world is in shambles. Everyone is gone . . . except for the dogs! Brownie and Apollo are two dogs living in bliss with a big, comfy couch to laze on. But unbeknownst to them and seemingly overnight, the world has turned to utter chaos. What they do know is their owners are MIA, they are starting to get on each other's nerves, and it's dinner time. What has happened? Who will feed them? What if their people are gone for good?!With bellies rumbling, Brownie and Apollo decide to set out into the wide world, where they discover other pets and stray animals who have been left behind. But not everyone is man's best friend. It's a dog-eat-dog world now! With the help of a friendly neighborhood police dog and a small but mighty side-kick tick, Apollo and Brownie must figure out how to survive these dark times and locate their ultimate goal: dinner!
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  • If I Were in Charge the Rules Would Be Different!

    James Proimos

    Paperback (Scholastic, March 15, 2002)
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