Books with author James Finn Garner

The hilarious sequel to the #1 phenomenon Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. "If we can cleanse these stories and put an end to the lies our children are spoon-fed while being spoon-fed...the world may finally become a decent place for persunkind and other, equally important species." -- James Finn Garner Spurred by the overwhelming success of the million-copy bestseller, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, James Finn Garner continues his quest to liberate "classic" fairy tales from their archaic, sexist, ageist, classist, lookist and environmentally unsound prejudices. In Once Upon A More Enlightened Time, Garner tackles many demeaning, culturally biased viewpoints through his retelling of such well-known tales as "The Princess and the Pea" and "The Tortoise and the Hare." He has striven to fashion these bedtime stories into literature that is totally free from bias and purged from the influences of a flawed cultural past in hopes of freeing our social consciousness from these blights. If he succeeds, no longer will tortoises, hares, talking frogs and other citizens of nature bear the burden of our insecurities. No longer will mer-people suffer because of their unique evolutionary niche. And no longer will capable young womyn sleep their lives away waiting for princes to come rescue them.

Meet Bob as he journeys along the magical River Mumbles, which flows through Grumbledown. The river takes Bob on an unexpected, topsy-turvy journey through the seasons, where he encounters a host of different animals and plants. Bob learns to keep smiling, even though he s not sure what s around the next bend. Bob and the River of Time introduces children to the beauty and wonder of wildlife and nature. Bob discovers the changing seasons, different types of weather and a huge variety of plant and animal life. On Bob s journey, he sees a host of different animals, creepy crawlies, birds, flowers, vegetables and trees. The book is packed with interesting facts, meaning children can learn more as they discover the different critters. The beautiful illustrations and attention to detail ensure that each time you open the book you ll discover something new. There is a key in the back of the book to show you where all the colourful characters are hiding, in case you re really stuck! Join Bob as he learns to be mindful and maintain a positive outlook, even when he isn t sure where the river is taking him. The calming flow of the story will send children to a place of tranquil and inspired imagination. The story is ideal for relaxing bedtime reading, but hunting for and learning about all of the creatures will provide hours of additional fun. Searching for the many creatures and plants within the book is a great way to focus a child s mind, especially if their mind has a tendency to wander. Join Bob as he learns one of the most simple, eloquent and powerful lessons life can teach. Bob and the River of Time is a fantastical, educational picture book written and illustrated by James Garner. It is a charming, colourful, fun short story ideal for entertaining and inspiring children. Suitable for children aged 3 years and upwards. An adrenaline-fuelled white-knuckle ride. - Parsley the Snail There isn t a single car in the whole book so it s a thumbs up from me! - Gemma the Hedgehog I was really enjoying it up until I got eaten. - Alex the Worm

Meet Bob as he journeys along the magical River Mumbles, which flows through Grumbledown. The river takes Bob on an unexpected, topsy-turvy journey through the seasons, and on his way he sees a host of different creatures and plants.Bob and the River of Time is a fantastical, educational picture book written and illustrated by James Garner. It is a charming, fun short story ideal for entertaining and inspiring children (it's suitable for children aged 3 years and upwards). At the same time, the characters, scenery and changing seasons Bob encounters on his journey will teach children about wildlife and nature. Bob and the River of Time introduces children to the weather, the four seasons and plant and animal life, and also teaches the importance of maintaining a positive outlook when you aren't sure where your journey is taking you. The book is beautifully illustrated with over 100 real-life animal characters, with detailed information about each one at the back of the book. This attention to detail ensures that each time you open the book you'll discover something new and the calming flow of the story will send children to a place of tranquil and inspired imagination. Searching for the many creatures and plants within the book is a great way to focus a child's mind, especially if their mind has a tendency to wander!Bob and the River of Time is a story full of wandering and wondering. Join Bob as he learns one of the most simple, eloquent and powerful lessons life can teach. For children age 3+ years.