Books with author Jacqueline Horsfall

Creepy, crawly, slimy, and FUNNY! All the creatures of the insect world, from caterpillars to tarantulas, are in on the joke, and kids will love it. Why are spiders good at baseball? They catch lots of flies. What should you do if your pet mosquito is hungry? Take it out for a bite. With bright and humorous illustrations throughout, these quirky quips will guarantee giggles.

Beastie Bloopers, Fiddle-de-Riddles, Creepy Critters, Tongue Twisters, and so much more: filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. What did the skeleton say to the doctor? This will cost me an arm and a leg! Give this riddle a try: I have many teeth but can’t chew. What am I? (A comb.) How fast do happy bikers ride? Ten smiles per hour—and there are even more smiles than that in here.

What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs!

What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs!

Creepy, crawly, slimy, and FUNNY! All the creatures of the insect world, from caterpillars to tarantulas, are in on the joke, and kids will love it. Why are spiders good at baseball? They catch lots of flies. What should you do if your pet mosquito is hungry? Take it out for a bite. With bright and humorous illustrations throughout, these quirky quips will guarantee giggles.

Knock-knocks are a perennial favorite with youngsters, and here are hundreds to keep them giggling. This new collection of uproarious knock-knocks will take kids (and their unwitting victims!) from A (Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid, so I can’t reach the doorbell!) to Z (Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Zoe. Zoe who? Zoe doesn’t recognize my voice now?). With fantastic drawings that add to the fun, this pocket-sized volume will soon have you bursting at the seams with laughter!

Beastie bloopers, fiddle-de-riddles, creepy critters, tongue twisters, and so much more! Filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. What did the skeleton say to the doctor? "This will cost me an arm and a leg!" Give this riddle a try: I have many teeth but can't chew. What am I? (A comb.) How fast do happy bikers ride? Ten smiles per hour--and there are even more smiles than that in here.

Keep your friends cracking up for hours with the hundreds of riddles contained here. What happened to the skunk that fell into the bathtub? It stunk all the way to the bottom. Why was the broom late for school? It overswept. What television programs do cows watch? Mooo-vies. What kind of dancing do owls do? The whoo-la. A quirky collection of question-and-answer craziness!

Every year on Christmas eve, the whole family get together at Grandma and Grandpa’s house. On this particular Christmas eve, while everyone was playing party games, Daisy, Fidget and Blanket go on a special Christmas adventure. They discover that the toys are disappearing and Santa is very worried. Can they solve the mystery and find the missing toys?This book features winning characters created by pupils from Ocker Hill Primary School.