Books with author Jack Craig

Let's be FriendsYes, I’m a zombie. I’m ten years old and my name is Cooties. I know what you’re thinking. Why did my parents call me that? I ask them that same question every single day. My mom and dad told me that they named me Cooties because they liked the name. What planet are they from? No one likes that name.I’ve decided I don’t want to be a zombie anymore. No, that’s a lie. I want to be a zombie, but I don’t want to scare people anymore. Come with me on my journey to find a new village where we can live side by side with the villagers. I get into some crazy situations and come up against some of the scariest mobs. But the coolest thing of all, is my search for the other half of a blue diamond that will give me the power to change any village in Minecraft. You'll even meet my new friend Tristin and his pet pig, Bank!*Journey of a Zombie and his Friend is a must read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 6+ can't wait to journey with Cooties, Tristin and Bank!

Watch Out! You shouldn't build your house just anywhere. Someone, or something, might already be living there. As a rule, moles are fairly easy going and put up with quite a lot. But this family of moles just aren't like that. Everyone knows moles are clever. Think about it, when did you last see a run-over mole? Badgers, bunnies and hedgehogs get themselves run over all the time. They're just not careful. But not moles. So when a happy, friendly and loving family build their dream house on top of the home of some pretty ruthless and inventive moles, the results are far more than alarming!But don't read this book if you are a delicate child. And you certainly shouldn't read it if you love all gentle creatures. And, most of all, YOU MUST NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO MOVE INTO A BRAND NEW HOUSE, recently built on land that had small tunnels just beneath the surface.This book, short as it is, was written by my son Jack when he was about four. Jack has a very dark sense of humour. I recently rediscovered it, and thought that sharing it with you might just make your day. His writing isn't perfect though, so I've taken the liberty of writing what I think he wrote near where it should be, so that you - another very irresponsible adult - can pass the story on without too much bother.