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  • Fuzzy Navel

    J.A. Konrath

    eBook
    Things are going well for Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels of the Chicago Police Department. She has solved some of the city's toughest and most high-profile homicides. Her personal life is finally in order. Her friends and family are safe and happy. And she just got a call that eased her mind like nothing else could: Alex Kork, one of the most dangerous criminals Jack ever arrested, killed herself while in jail.But things sour quickly when a group of vigilantes on a murderous spree decide to take down a cop and the people she cares about ... and they turn downright awful when Jack discovers that Kork may not be dead after all.Trapped in her house with a psycho and everyone she cares about, and unable to leave because she's surrounded by snipers, the next eight hours will be the worst of Jack's life. And that's saying something.If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. FUZZY NAVEL by JA Konrath Bad Language - 4 Scary - 5Violent - 7Funny - 8Sexy - 2
  • Afraid

    J.A. Konrath

    eBook
    WELCOME TO SAFE HAVEN, POPULATION 907...Nestled in the woods of Wisconsin, Safe Haven is miles from everything. With one road in and out, this is a town so peaceful it has never needed a full-time police force. Until now...A helicopter has crashed on the outskirts of town and something terrible has been unleashed. A classified secret weapon programmed to kill anything that stands in its way. Now it's headed for the nearest lights to do what it does best. Isolate. Terrorize. Annihilate.Soon all phone lines are dead and the road is blocked. Safe Haven's only chance for survival rests on the shoulders of an aging county sheriff. And as the body count rises, the sheriff realizes something even more terrifying - maybe death hasn't come to his little town by accident...WELCOME TO SAFE HAVEN, POPULATION 907... 906... 905...AFRAID by J.A. KonrathAre you afraid of the dark? You will be...If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, the Konrath scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.AFRAID by JA KonrathScary - 10Violent - 9Funny - 2Sexy - 2Crossover - Characters from AFRAID also appear in, TRAPPED, SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT, SPREE, and HAUNTED HOUSEThis was originally published by JA Konrath under the pen name Jack Kilborn. Joe no longer uses that name, may Jack rest in peace.
  • Shot of Tequila

    J.A. Konrath

    eBook
    A GUTSY ROBBERYSeveral million bucks, stolen from the mob...A PERFECT FRAMEAll caught on video, with no chance of redemption...A RED HOT RECIPE FOR RAMPAGING REVENGENow one man must face the entire Chicago Outfit, a group of hardened Mafia enforcers, a psychotic bookie, the most dangerous hitman on earth, and Detective Jacqueline Daniels...His name is Tequila. And he likes those odds.SHOT OF TEQUILA by JA KonrathRevenge served straight up...If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.SHOT OF TEQUILA by JA KonrathBad Language - 8Scary - 2Violent - 8Funny - 4Sexy - 2Crossovers - Contains characters in the Jack Daniels Thriller series
  • Trapped

    J.A. Konrath

    Paperback (Independently published, Nov. 6, 2019)
    TERRIFIED...It was supposed to be a harmless camping trip. Six wayward teenagers who'd run into trouble with the law, and their court-appointed guardians, Sara and Martin Randhurst. Three nights on a small, deserted island off of Michigan's upper peninsula. A time to bond, to learn, to heal.Then Martin told a campfire story about the island's history. Of the old civil war prison hidden in there, and the starving confederate soldiers who resorted to cannibalism to stay alive. Everyone thought it was funny. They even laughed when Martin pretended to be dragged off into the woods.But Martin didn't come back. And neither did Sara when she went in search of him.Then the laughter stopped....TO DEATHThe group soon began to realize that this deserted island wasn't so deserted after all. And perhaps Martin's ridiculous story had more truth to it than anyone thought.What's the most horrifying thing you can imagine?This is a hundred times worse...TRAPPED by J.A. KonrathIt starts where other horror ends...If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, the Konrath scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.TRAPPED by JA KonrathScary - 9Violent - 10Funny - 2Sexy - 2Crossover - Characters also appear in the Jack Daniels and Associates MysteriesThis novel was previous published by JA Konrath under the pen name Jack Kilborn. Joe got rid of Kilborn. May he rest in peace.
  • SNAP Selling: Speed Up Sales and Win More Business with Today's Frazzled Customers

    Jill Konrath

    eBook (Portfolio, May 27, 2010)
    Selling is tougher than ever before. Potential customers are under extreme pressure to do more with less money, less time, and fewer resources, and they're wary of anyone who tries to get them to buy or change anything. Under such extreme conditions, yesterday's sales strategies no longer work. No matter how great your offering, you face the daunting task of making yourself appear credible, relevant, and valuable. Now, internationally recognized sales strategist Jill Konrath shows how to overcome these obstacles to get more appointments, speed up decisions, and win sales with these short-fused, frazzled customers. Drawing on her years of selling experience, as well as the stories of other successful sellers, she offers four SNAP Rules: -Keep it Simple: When you make things easy and clear for your customers, they'll change from the status quo. -Be iNvaluable: You have to stand out by being the person your customers can't live without. -Always Align: To be relevant, make sure you're in synch with your customers' objectives, issues, and needs. -Raise Priorities: To maintain momentum, keep the most important decisions at the forefront of their mind. SNAP Selling is an easy-to-read, easy-to-use guide for any seller in today's increasingly frenzied environment.
  • Shot of Tequila: A Jack Daniels Thriller

    J.A. Konrath

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 16, 2010)
    A GUTSY ROBBERYSeveral million bucks, stolen from the mob...A PERFECT FRAMEAll caught on video, with no chance of redemption...A RED HOT RECIPE FOR RAMPAGING REVENGENow one man must face the entire Chicago Outfit, a group of hardened Mafia enforcers, a psychotic bookie, the most dangerous hitman on earth, and Detective Jacqueline Daniels...His name is Tequila. And he likes those odds.SHOT OF TEQUILA by JA KonrathRevenge served straight up...If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.SHOT OF TEQUILA by JA KonrathBad Language - 8Scary - 2Violent - 8Funny - 4Sexy - 2Crossovers - Contains characters in the Jack Daniels Thriller series
  • GRANDMA?

    J.A. Konrath, Talon Konrath

    eBook (, Jan. 16, 2017)
    Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods.Then everything went horribly wrong.Join fifteen-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse.GRANDMA? - The Complete NovelShe won't bake you cookies...Forget everything you've ever read about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know you've read a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead Armageddon like you've never seen before.This book is over 60,000 words long. It also includes a Q&A with the authors on the creation of the novel.If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.GRANDMA? by JA Konrath and Talon KonrathBad Language - 4Scary - 6Violent - 6Funny - 8Sexy - 2Talon Konrath recently graduated high school. He's been working non-stop on GRANDMA? for 3 years.J.A. Konrath is his father. He's sold more than 3 million books worldwide.Together they're going to take you on the read of your life.
  • The Ultimate Adult Coloring Book of Squares!: One Hundred Pages of Squares

    J.A. Konrath

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, )
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  • Afraid

    J.A. Konrath

    Paperback (Independently published, Nov. 6, 2019)
    WELCOME TO SAFE HAVEN, POPULATION 907...Nestled in the woods of Wisconsin, Safe Haven is miles from everything. With one road in and out, this is a town so peaceful it has never needed a full-time police force. Until now...A helicopter has crashed on the outskirts of town and something terrible has been unleashed. A classified secret weapon programmed to kill anything that stands in its way. Now it's headed for the nearest lights to do what it does best. Isolate. Terrorize. Annihilate.Soon all phone lines are dead and the road is blocked. Safe Haven's only chance for survival rests on the shoulders of an aging county sheriff. And as the body count rises, the sheriff realizes something even more terrifying - maybe death hasn't come to his little town by accident...WELCOME TO SAFE HAVEN, POPULATION 907... 906... 905...AFRAID by JA KonrathAre you afraid of the dark? You will be...If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, the Konrath scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.AFRAID by JA KonrathScary - 10Violent - 9Funny - 2Sexy - 2Crossover - Characters from AFRAID also appear in, TRAPPED, SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT, SPREE, and HAUNTED HOUSEThis novel was original published by JA Konrath under the pen name Jack Kilborn. Joe doesn't use the name Jack Kilborn anymore. May he rest in peace.
  • Fuzzy Navel

    J. A. Konrath

    Mass Market Paperback (Hyperion, May 26, 2009)
    Anthony and Macavity Award finalist J.A. Konrath returns with the latest gripping--and hilarious--Jack Daniels mystery.Things are going well for Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels of the Chicago Police Department. She has solved some of the city's toughest and most high-profile homicides. Her personal life is finally in order. Her friends and family are safe and happy. And she just got a call that eased her mind like nothing else could: Alex Kork, one of the most dangerous criminals Jack ever arrested, killed herself while in jail.But things sour quickly when a group of vigilantes on a murderous spree decide to take down a cop and the people she cares about ... and they turn downright awful when Jack discovers that Kork may not be dead after all.The next eight hours will be the worst of Jack's life. And that's saying something.Fuzzy Navel is perfect for readers who like their mysteries with a shot of humor.
  • Fuzzy Navel - A Thriller

    J.A. Konrath

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Feb. 6, 2013)
    Things are going well for Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels of the Chicago Police Department. She has solved some of the city's toughest and most high-profile homicides. Her personal life is finally in order. Her friends and family are safe and happy. And she just got a call that eased her mind like nothing else could: Alex Kork, one of the most dangerous criminals Jack ever arrested, killed herself while in jail. But things sour quickly when a group of vigilantes on a murderous spree decide to take down a cop and the people she cares about ... and they turn downright awful when Jack discovers that Kork may not be dead after all. Trapped in her house with a psycho and everyone she cares about, and unable to leave because she's surrounded by snipers, the next eight hours will be the worst of Jack's life. And that's saying something. Fuzzy Navel is Jack's fifth adventure, perfect for readers who like their mysteries with a shot of humor.
  • SNAP Selling: Speed Up Sales and Win More Business with Today's Frazzled Customers

    Jill Konrath

    Paperback (Portfolio, Jan. 31, 2012)
    Internationally recognized sales strategist Jill Konrath shows how to overcome customer hesitation to get more appointments, speed up decisions, and win sales. Drawing on her years of selling experience, as well as the stories of other successful sellers, she offers four SNAP rules: • Keep It Simple: Make things easy and clear for your customers. • Be iNvaluable: Stand out by being the person your customers can't live without. • Always Align: Make sure you're in synch with your customers' objectives, issues, and needs. • Raise Priorities: Keep the most important decisions at the forefront of their mind.