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Books with author Henry Barker

  • Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!

    Henry Baker

    language (, June 10, 2013)
    Have a rollicking good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) knock knock jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain side-splitting knock knock jokes.Including…* Knock knockWho's there?Little old ladyLittle old lady who?I didn't know you could yodel!* Knock knockWho's there?TeresaTeresa who?Trees are green!* Knock knock.Who's there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!* Knock knock.Who's there?Honey bee.Honey bee who?Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!* Knock KnockWho's there?Wooden Shoe.Wooden Shoe who?Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?* Knock, knock.Who’s there?Roach.Roach who?Roach you a letter, did you get it?…and Much More!So get ready to have a riotously good time as you and your kid discover these hysterical knock knock jokes for children.
  • It Came from Outer Space: Meteors & Space Debris

    Henry Barker, Barry Gott

    Paperback (Kane Press, Aug. 1, 2006)
    During a campout, Marlon and his friends see a bright light streak across the sky. Is it a meteorite? A spaceship? Have aliens landed?
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  • Jokes for Kids

    Henry Baker

    language (, May 7, 2013)
    Have a rollicking good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) jokes, riddles, and knock knock jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain side-splitting jokes.Including…* Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?A. In case he got a hole in one!* Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?A. A clock!* Q. What did one flea say to the other?A. Should we walk or take a dog?…and Much More!So get ready to have a riotously good time as you and your kid discover these hysterical jokes for children.
  • School Jokes for Kids!

    Henry Baker

    language (, May 19, 2013)
    Have a rollicking good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) school jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain side-splitting jokes.Including…* What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!* Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. * Why did the nose not want to go to school?He was tired of getting picked on!…and Much More!So get ready to have a riotously good time as you and your kid discover these hysterical school jokes for children.
  • Monster Jokes for Kids!

    Henry Baker

    language (, May 19, 2013)
    Have a rollicking good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) monster jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain side-splitting jokes.Including…* Why is there a gate around cemeteries?Because people are dying to get in!* Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.* What did the mummy detective say? It's time to wrap up this mystery!…and Much More!So get ready to have a riotously good time as you and your kid discover these hysterical monster jokes for children.
  • Vampire Jokes for Kids!

    Henry Baker

    language (, June 9, 2013)
    Have a frighteningly good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) vampire jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain scarily funny jokes.Including…* What is the favorite test that vampires love to take?A blood test.* What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?A blood hound.* What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?A coffin break.* What happened at the vampires’ race?It finished neck and neck.* What flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?Vein-illa.* How would a vampire manage with only one fang?He'd just have to grin and bare it* How did Dracula fall in love with his wife?It was love at first bite* Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?He couldn't bear stakes* What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.…and Much More!
  • Sports Jokes for Kids!

    Henry Baker

    language (, June 9, 2013)
    Have a rollicking good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) sports jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain side-splittingly funny jokes.Including…* Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?New Jersey.* Why can't Cinderella play soccer?Because she's always running away from the ball.* Why do basketball players love donuts?Because they dunk them!* Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one!* At what sport to waiters do really well?Tennis, because they can serve so well.* Why did the football coach go to the bank?He wanted his quarter back!* What has 18 legs and catches flies?A baseball team!* Why did the soccer ball quit the team?It was tired of being kicked around.…and Much More!So get started and have a riotously good time with these sport jokes for kids!
  • Village Folk Tales of Ceylon

    Henry Parker

    language (, Feb. 24, 2018)
    Collection of stories from the time of ancient Ceylon (now: Sri Lanka). This volume (vol. 1) contains 75 stories. The stories found in these volumes are practically literal translations of the written Sinhalese originals.
  • New Beginnings The Sponge

    H. Barker

    language (, July 23, 2019)
    Violet Morgan is no ordinary eighteen year old girl. Not only did she witness the violent murder of her brother and parents and struggle to take care of her fifteen year old sister, Violet and her sister also possess special powers. After receiving a mandatory summons to a “Relocation Facility for Gifted People”, Violet finds her life going from bad to worse. Will she be able to stand the stress of PTSD, her biggest secret being let out, and protecting herself, her sister, and her friends from the real purpose of the facilities?
  • Applied Mathematics for Junior High Schools and High Schools

    Eugene Henry Barker

    Hardcover (Palala Press, Sept. 1, 2015)
    This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
  • Ishy, the Cat, Finds a Career

    Henry Barbe

    language (, April 17, 2011)
    Fictional story about a cat named Ishy who thinks about things he could do.
  • The Microscope Made Easy: Or, I. the Nature, Uses, and Magnifying Powers of the Best Kinds of Microscopes Described, Calculated, and Explained: For ... the Wonders of the Minute Creation, Tho' Th

    Henry Baker

    Paperback (Sagwan Press, Feb. 1, 2018)
    This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.