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  • The Land of the Three Elves: Volume One - Beginnings

    Grandpa Gray

    Paperback (Outskirts Press, Aug. 20, 2012)
    The Land of the Three Elves is a book with wide appeal. Do you want a book that gets kids reading and asking for more? Then you want Grandpa Gray's stories about the elves who live inside the curve of the river. Your kids will love them and you will too. Young children will enjoy hearing these stories read aloud and older children will enjoy reading them too. Adults will find that these stories, like the classic children's literature of the past, are a satisfying good read for them as well. The book begins with a great river running to the sea. It curves and inside the curve of the river there are elves. The Land of the Three Elves-Volume One starts you on a journey that you won't ever want to end. The inhabitants and visitors to The Land of the Three Elves are an unforgettable cast of characters. There is the searcher, Surely Two Crows, half elf and half American Indian, whose full name is Surely Two Crows Aren't the Only Birds That Are Going To Land On That Tree. There is Salty who lives inside the magic tree (bigger on the inside than out) and his friends, Alphonse, Sopping Wet and Popcorn. Alphonse writes poetry and is always falling in love. Sopping Wet wants to be a great healer but is distracted by his love of fishing. Pop knows more about baseball than anyone alive. There is even a rumor that he played for the 1908 Chicago Cubs the last time they won the World Series. There is Homer, the first elf to settle in the land. There is Otto and his family and friends who arrive by boat playing their trombones and crash in the great falls and rapids. There is Landover Jampole, the proprietor of the Excelsior Inn, and his always beaming wife who makes the very best macaroons. There is TomTom, the mischievous little boy who can't avoid getting into trouble. There is Gwendolyn, the always harried housekeeper of the Excelsior Inn, and her Aunt Fancy who visits with a most delightful surprise. There is Butt Ugly the Troll who never reforms and Bart the Troll who grows sweet when he takes up beekeeping. There is Landunder the Garden Gnome who is overly fond of dandelion wine and who can tell you all about the human mountain man, Walker Updike, and the Great Troll Wars, as well as the Curse of the Seven Bells. Each of these characters has at least one good story to tell. Despite the fact that most of the characters in the stories are elves and those who are not elves are gnomes, trolls, fairies or witches with a few humans thrown in for good measure, there is no hint of cuteness, preachiness or sentimentality anywhere. Instead there is abundant wit, a good deal of marvelous adventure and a whopping good yarn. There is nothing wrong with children's literature that attempts to instruct and uplift. The Land of the Three Elves often offers inspiring stories that are full of good advice and necessary truths. But really, what do kids want when they settle down on a cushion and open a book? They want a rousing good story with a few scary parts and maybe some magic. Each story in The Land of the Three Elves can be read separately and stands on its own, but with each new story more is revealed about the geography, history and mythology of the land inside the river's curve where all these people live. Someone in The Land of the Three Elves settles down by the fire with tea and toast and a good book. There is a knock on the door. Uh-oh. What's going to happen next? What happens next will knock your socks off. c
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  • The Land of the Three Elves: Volume One - Beginnings

    Grandpa Gray

    eBook (Outskirts Press, Inc., Aug. 22, 2012)
    There are a million stories inside the curve in the river....The Land of The Three Elves, Volume One - Beginnings tells the geography and early history of the land inside the river’s curve. First there was Walker Updike, the human mountain man. Then the Great Troll Wars. Later Homer, the first elf, arrives and founds the community of miners in the mountains. Then Otto and his boats full of elves and musical instruments land on the banks of the river’s curve and found Sugar City. Finally Joseph, in search of his lost sister, settles in the Salt Forest. Soon the inside of the river’s curve is known as The Land of The Three Elves and the stories go on and on.
  • The Land of the Three Elves: Volume 2 Inside the Curve of the River

    Grandpa Gray

    eBook (Outskirts Press, Inc., June 28, 2013)
    There are a million stories inside the curve in the river....The Land of the Three Elves, Volume Two – Inside the Curve of the River is a collection of stories that continue where The Land of the Three Elves, Volume One-Beginnings ends. The first three stories in this volume tell how Popcorn, Alphonse and Sopping Wet came to live in the Salt Forest. The fourth story tells about the arrival and first year of Surely Two Crows. Then follow ten more stories taken from the lives of the elves who live in the mountains, meadow and forest inside the river’s curve. The stories go on and on.
  • Mr.Tibbs Goes To Switzerland: Fun Time For Kids Volume 1

    Grandpa Joe

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 25, 2014)
    A Fun bed time picture book for children. Join Mr.Tibbs and his friend Buckey as they go on a magic carpet ride to Switzerland. A simple to read kids book that will not only entertain but also teach them a few fun facts. Great for early readers age 3-8. Get a copy today.
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  • The Seed, The Egg, and The Magic Love Tummy

    Grandpa

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Sept. 9, 2014)
    An illustrated first storybook, for under fives, designed to explain, in simple childlike terms, the process of IVF donor conception to children conceived as the result of sperm or egg donation. Fuzzy Bobbit is an inquisitive little rabbit who wants an answer to the question: “Where do babies come from?” He quizzes his little playmates, Frisky Rufus the red squirrel, Smartypants Slipper the weasel, and Bumble Firkin the shrew, but they are no use. So Fuzzy sets out to question the grown ups. His quest takes him far and wide through the forest. Along the way he meets a host of woodland creatures – Mr and Mrs Burrows, the moles, Colonel Knocker the woodpecker, Mr Skitter the squirrel, Doctor Barcode the badger, Nurse Prickles the hedgehog, and the Right Reverend Dr Plumage the kingfisher Bishop of Ash Grove. After an encounter with the French fox, Monsieur Renard and the Spanish dove, Signora Paloma, Fuzzy finds himself standing in front of his headmaster, Professor Hoot the owl. With the professor’s help the little rabbit is finally able to unravel the mystery of The Seed, The Egg, and the Magic Love Tummy.
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  • The Land of the Three Elves: Volume 2 - Inside the Curve of the River

    Grandpa Gray

    Paperback (Outskirts Press, June 25, 2013)
    br clear="left"/>The Land of the Three Elves, Volume Two - Inside the Curve of the River is a collection of stories that continue where The Land of the Three Elves, Volume One-Beginnings ends. The first three stories in this volume tell how Popcorn, Alphonse and Sopping Wet came to live in the Salt Forest. The fourth story tells about the arrival and first year of Surely Two Crows. Then follow ten more stories taken from the lives of the elves who live in the mountains, meadow and forest inside the river's curve. The stories go on and on.
  • How To Get Rich With an Invention

    Grandpa

    language (www.TheTaxHavenReport.com, July 1, 2012)
    A REVIEW OF GRANDPA'S PTSOO REPORTS By P. TrevellianHave you ever pondered these important questions?•Am I happy doing exactly what I'm doing?•Am I living with the people I want to be with -- in the places I love most? •Am I making all the money I need or want?•Am I achieving all the goals I once set for myself?•Do I have reasonable goals now --and a plan and time-frame for achieving them?Ten years ago I was in dire financial straits. In fact I was technicallybankrupt - as a result of a number of business failures. The end resultwas I lost my house, had no money, and was $55,000 in debt. What Iremember most about those dark days, was that each failure in turngenerated another failure. It was as if I was in a downward spiral. Itseemed there was no hope, no escape.Finally when I had no options left I stumbled upon a brilliant way out.The catalyst was reading the old original inspirational book “PT”by W.G. Hill. Later and more current versions of this book were titledBye Bye Big Brother and PTSOO by Grandpa. The practicalimplementation -- exactly how to make a substantial invisible incomewithout having a job was PTSOO. This is what we are offering you today.This reports, standing alone, gave me a different view of how I couldlive my life. The reason this reports so impressed me was that itrevealed several things I didn’t know were possible:1. I could live and work in any country without paying income tax – legally and without any permits, college degrees or local licenses.2. I could escape the heavy hand of regulation/oppression by simplychoosing a more hospitable jurisdiction than the country of my birth,becoming a P.T.This “PTSOO” idea grabbed me by the throat. I had been pondering onhow I was ever going to escape my problems and pay off my debts: Theharder I worked the more I was taxed and regulated. I was angry atthe idea the government could tax and punish me – just for tryinghard to be a good, productive person. How could simply accumulatingand hiding assets abroad be a crime? With these ideas in my hands, and his specific suggestions in mymind, I suddenly found the motivation to get off my posterior andextricate myself from a mentally and financially depressed situation.In fact being exposed to PTSOO and the PT ideas was my “tipping point”It ended my downward spiral and set me free on a new and happy path.What happened to me could be of equal importance to you. It could beyour success story. I had long been a fan of self improvement books. Ihave an extensive library of such books to prove it! Thus, Iknew the power of the mind and positive thinking. It is essentialin the process of achieving what one wants in life. As soon as I experienced my PTSOO “epiphany” it created a cleargoal in my mind - to sally forth on a new course in life; to, at a singlestep, free myself from the shackles of income tax, alimony, lawsuitsand bureaucratic over-regulation. My new ideas took life and beganattracting into my life all the right information, circumstances,opportunities and people. Within a couple of weeks I had landed a new job, teaching andconsulting (tutoring) my students.That in itself turned my mind around to the positive. But it didn’t stopthere. Next, I had the idea of starting a business offering PTinformation – with the co-operation and approval of Grandpa of course.Nobody else was doing it at the time. Now there are many imitators –but few if any ever walked the (PT)walk as we did. And none of the promoters made their money byactually doing the stuff in the books & courses they were selling. From that seed of an idea grew my first publishing venture – a freeinternational online newsletter, offshore banking introductions, andPT coaching. I became, like Grandpa, a PT author and consultant. You can find a similar path to financial and personal freedom. How?Read The Portable Trades & Secret Offshore Opportunities Reports by Grandpa.
  • Female Companion Wanted for Adventure on an Tropical Island

    Grandpa

    language (, July 1, 2012)
    A REVIEW OF GRANDPA'S PTSOO REPORTS By P. TrevellianHave you ever pondered these important questions?•Am I happy doing exactly what I'm doing?•Am I living with the people I want to be with -- in the places I love most? •Am I making all the money I need or want?•Am I achieving all the goals I once set for myself?•Do I have reasonable goals now --and a plan and time-frame for achieving them?Ten years ago I was in dire financial straits. In fact I was technicallybankrupt - as a result of a number of business failures. The end resultwas I lost my house, had no money, and was $55,000 in debt. What Iremember most about those dark days, was that each failure in turngenerated another failure. It was as if I was in a downward spiral. Itseemed there was no hope, no escape.Finally when I had no options left I stumbled upon a brilliant way out.The catalyst was reading the old original inspirational book “PT”by W.G. Hill. Later and more current versions of this book were titledBye Bye Big Brother and PTSOO by Grandpa. The practicalimplementation -- exactly how to make a substantial invisible incomewithout having a job was PTSOO. This is what we are offering you today.This reports, standing alone, gave me a different view of how I couldlive my life. The reason this reports so impressed me was that itrevealed several things I didn’t know were possible:1. I could live and work in any country without paying income tax – legally and without any permits, college degrees or local licenses.2. I could escape the heavy hand of regulation/oppression by simplychoosing a more hospitable jurisdiction than the country of my birth,becoming a P.T.This “PTSOO” idea grabbed me by the throat. I had been pondering onhow I was ever going to escape my problems and pay off my debts: Theharder I worked the more I was taxed and regulated. I was angry atthe idea the government could tax and punish me – just for tryinghard to be a good, productive person. How could simply accumulatingand hiding assets abroad be a crime? With these ideas in my hands, and his specific suggestions in mymind, I suddenly found the motivation to get off my posterior andextricate myself from a mentally and financially depressed situation.In fact being exposed to PTSOO and the PT ideas was my “tipping point”It ended my downward spiral and set me free on a new and happy path.What happened to me could be of equal importance to you. It could beyour success story. I had long been a fan of self improvement books. Ihave an extensive library of such books to prove it! Thus, Iknew the power of the mind and positive thinking. It is essentialin the process of achieving what one wants in life. As soon as I experienced my PTSOO “epiphany” it created a cleargoal in my mind - to sally forth on a new course in life; to, at a singlestep, free myself from the shackles of income tax, alimony, lawsuitsand bureaucratic over-regulation. My new ideas took life and beganattracting into my life all the right information, circumstances,opportunities and people. Within a couple of weeks I had landed a new job, teaching andconsulting (tutoring) my students.That in itself turned my mind around to the positive. But it didn’t stopthere. Next, I had the idea of starting a business offering PTinformation – with the co-operation and approval of Grandpa of course.Nobody else was doing it at the time. Now there are many imitators –but few if any ever walked the (PT)walk as we did. And none of the promoters made their money byactually doing the stuff in the books & courses they were selling. From that seed of an idea grew my first publishing venture – a freeinternational online newsletter, offshore banking introductions, andPT coaching. I became, like Grandpa, a PT author and consultant. You can find a similar path to financial and personal freedom. How?Read The Portable Trades & Secret Offshore Opportunities Reports by Grandpa.
  • The Egg, The Seed, and The Magic Love Tummy

    Grandpa

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Jan. 21, 2016)
    An illustrated first storybook, for under fives, designed to explain, in simple childlike terms, the process of IVF donor conception to children conceived as the result of egg donation. A companion book (for girls) to The Seed, The Egg, and The Magic Love Tummy (for boys). Fluffy Bobbit is a girly little rabbit who loves to play with her baby bunny dolls. But when her big brother, Fuzzy, challenges her to find out where real babies come from she begins a forest-wide quest. Her little playmates, Roly Reed the vole, Slinky Tip-Toes, the stoat, Tiny Timmidd the dormouse and Rusty Skampa the red squirrel don't know the secret. So Fluffy sets out to question the grown ups. Along the way she meets a host of woodland creatures - Fergus Antler-Horne the deer, Oscar Rovers the otter, Pino Skye the pine marten, Dr Barcode the badger, Nurse Prickles the hedgehog and Monsignor Rosso Scarletti the cardinal. After an encounter with the wildboar Buster Bumpitt and Maggie Two-Tone the magpie, Fluffy finds herself standing in front of her headmaster, Professor Hoot the owl. With the professor's help the little rabbit is finally able to unravel the mystery of The Egg, The Seed, and The Magic Love Tummy
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  • Mr. Tibbs Goes To Switzerland: Ages 3-8 Adventure & Education Kids books, beginner reading, humorous::

    Grandpa Joe

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 11, 2016)
    A Fun bed time picture book for children. Join Mr.Tibbs and his friend Buckey as they go on a magic carpet ride to Switzerland. A simple to read kid’s book that will not only entertain but also teach them a few fun facts. Great for early readers age 3-8.Grab a copy today.
  • Arthur and Grandma's Walk

    Grandma, Grandpa

    language (BLKDOG, April 18, 2020)
    Arthur and Grandma often go for walks, but today is a little different. Arthur hopes there might be a T Rex hiding in the trees, but Grandma isn't too sure she would like that. See if you can spot him!
  • The Blob Drawry Stories

    Grandpa

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, )
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