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Books with author Gelett [editor] Burgess

  • MORE GOOPS and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

    Gelett Burgess

    Paperback (Independently published, April 23, 2020)
    Deep in the heart of every parent is the wish, the desire, to have other adults tell us, in an unsolicited way, just how very polite one’s child is! This perhaps was even more the case in 1903, when Gelett Burgess produced his second book on the Goops. With entertaining cartoons – cariacatures of misbehaving children – he described many different breaches of tact and good manners.Burgess wrote several books of poetry on the Goops, each poem describing some significant way in which an unthoughtful or unkind child could offend polite society and often offering the hope that the listener would never behave that way. Ahem! Well, perhaps very few people have succeeded in not acting Goop-like at some point in their lives, but read along with Burgess as he attempts to define, in a humorous fashion, exactly what the differences between “Good” and “Goop” are!
  • Goops and How to be Them

    Gelett Burgess

    eBook
    GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEMA Manual of Manners for Polite InfantsInculcating many Juvenile VirtuesBoth by Precept and ExampleWith Ninety DrawingsBy GELETT BURGESS
  • The Goops Directory: of Juvinile Offenders Famous for Their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children

    Gelett Burgess

    Paperback (Independently published, Sept. 9, 2019)
    These poems and illustrations are from The Goop Directory, written and illustrated by Gelett Burgess and published in 1913. Burgess is best known for his poem The Purple Cow. The complete title of the book is The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children.
  • More Goops and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children

    Gelett Burgess

    language (Petra Books, Sept. 14, 2011)
    The Goops books, originally published between 1900 and 1950, were created by the artist, art critic, poet, author and humorist, Gelett Burgess. The Goops series is among his most famous works. Delightful "manual of manners for impolite infants" continues hilarious etiquette instruction with rude, sloppy, ill-mannered Goops, this time showing how not to act. This is the perfect book for children (and some adults) on etiquette. The book is funny and the drawings hilarious. Your children will be fascinated seeing how the goops are naughty, while learning how not to be one! This is a book that will be enjoyed for years. A wonderful book written in 1901 by Burgess, whose naughty, sloppy, indifferent to parental instuction children he named GOOPS. With clever verse and wonderful illustrations, we watch them cavort in ways which today's children can both laugh at and learn from. It is a pleasure to publish this new, high quality, and affordable edition of this timeless book.
  • More Goops and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

    Gelett Burgess

    Paperback (Independently published, Sept. 9, 2019)
    More goops and how not to be them : a manual of manners for impolite infants depicting the characteristics of many naughty and thoughtless children, with instructive illustrations
  • Goops and how to be them : a manual of manners for polite infants inculcating many juvenile virtues both by precept and example

    Gelett Burgess

    eBook (, July 25, 2015)
    Goops and how to be them : a manual of manners for polite infants inculcating many juvenile virtues both by precept and example 108 pages
  • The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for Their Misdeeds and Serving as a Saluatary Example for All Virtuous Children

    Gelett [editor] Burgess, Gelett Burgess

    (Frederick A. Stokes Company, Publishers, July 6, 1913)
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  • Goops and how to be Them: A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants Inculcating Many Juvenile Virtues Both by Precept and Example

    Gelett Burgess

    Paperback (Andesite Press, Aug. 21, 2017)
    This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
  • MORE GOOPS and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

    Gelett Burgess

    eBook (, April 22, 2020)
    Deep in the heart of every parent is the wish, the desire, to have other adults tell us, in an unsolicited way, just how very polite one’s child is! This perhaps was even more the case in 1903, when Gelett Burgess produced his second book on the Goops. With entertaining cartoons – cariacatures of misbehaving children – he described many different breaches of tact and good manners.Burgess wrote several books of poetry on the Goops, each poem describing some significant way in which an unthoughtful or unkind child could offend polite society and often offering the hope that the listener would never behave that way. Ahem! Well, perhaps very few people have succeeded in not acting Goop-like at some point in their lives, but read along with Burgess as he attempts to define, in a humorous fashion, exactly what the differences between “Good” and “Goop” are!
  • The Burgess Nonsense Book ; Being a Complete Collection of the Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess

    Burgess, Gelett

    eBook (HardPress Publishing, Aug. 20, 2014)
    Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
  • More Goops and How Not to Be Them: a Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants, Depicting the Characteristics of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children, With Instructive Illustrations

    Gelett Burgess

    Paperback (HardPress Publishing, Aug. 1, 2012)
    Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
  • Goops and How to Be Them: a Manual of Manners for Polite Infants Inculcating Many Juvenile Virtues Both by Precept and Example

    Gelett Burgess

    Paperback (HardPress Publishing, Aug. 1, 2012)
    Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.