Books with author Gary Wittmann

Underwear Nerd (aka Quigly T Fartleroy) is finally in the fourth grade and he is the ruler of the school when it comes to stinky farts. But he has a rival who has joined the school Dustan Gooberman (aka Booger Boy). The problem is it the Valentine Dance and these boys being in the fourth grade want nothing to do with it. The Principal has a different opinion about this. This is a must read for reluctant reader and especially boys.

Poems and drawings to delight young and old with laughter around the world by Gary Wittmann Gary is an storyteller, award winning recording artist with the cd from itune called Creating the Circle of Stories, Poetry and Poems. He is an author, poet and puppeteer. He is known for his art work and illustrations. Come join Gary's quirky world of poetry. All books are autograph.

The original story is by Jacobs and was very bloody and gory. Gary Wittmann has taken that story and weaved his version for the past 20 years as a professional storyteller. Hobbeyahs are the monsters that lives in the woods and come out when the moon is bright. They sing and dance around the house trying to scare the family insight but the dog always scares them. Find out what happens to the little girl, the dog, and the Hobbeyahs.

Buy the paperback edition and get a VIDEO of Gary Wittmann telling the story and sound effects. You also get the ebook at a lower cost. Underwear Nerd and the Booger Boys Play Fartball Underwear Nerd (aka Quigly T. Fartleroy) is finally in fourth grade, and he is ready to rule the school in grossing out the kids and teachers with his nasty, varied, and stinky farts. But then, Dunstan Gooberman (aka Booger Boy), comes to town. His specialty is boogers. Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy begin a rivalry that threatens to gross out the whole school. When given an ultimatum by the principal, Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy create one last game to determine who will rule the school.

Fifth grader Gerald Krumfield doesn’t enjoy playing “Hunt the Troll” with his arch nemesis, Nate Thompson, because Gerald is always the troll. When Nate and his gang catch him, they give Gerald the world’s worst pink bellies and wedgies. The only bright spot in Gerald’s school day is his copy of King Cyprus and the Knights of Twisted Tree. This book is filled with adventures of knights, kings, and the powerful fire-breathing feathered dragon, Tauran. If only Gerald could have the confidence and bravery of a knight, he wouldn’t have to put up with Nate’s bullying. Then, one day, Gerald discovers a real feathered dragon egg! As he cares for the baby dragon, his confidence grows and he realizes he might just have what it takes to face Nate once and for all. Join Gerald Krumfield as he learns how to deal with fifth grade bullies in Fifth Grade Dragon Maker ,The Last Feathered Dragon: Understanding Bullies, the Universe, and Touching the Stars.

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Gary Wittmann has created his love of Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss through his drawings and poetry. Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky and recently Kenn Nesbit were my heros as I grew up. I would read their books and practice drawing and writing the words with the rhythm and poetry. I am humble by people who says my poetry reminds them of my heros. So jump in the world of Gary Wittmann, a professional Storyteller for 20 years, Award winning recording Artist, puppeteer, poet, and author. He was a Special Education Teacher and teacher of the year in 2007 who used poetry to inspire his student to read Gary Wittmann has put together a collection of poetry that he has written over the years. WHAT OTHERS SAYS ABOUT THE BOOk: I got this book for my nephew and to my surprise he really liked it (11 year old boys can be difficult to buy for). The book is a collection of poems for all ages, there's something for everyone. I personally liked the "America" poem, very touching. So I suggested my nephew submit it to his history teacher, as she is always interested in new venues to broaden the children's understanding of American culture. His teacher and class loved it! The author did a beautiful job with capturing the American Pride on that one. I enjoyed the humor, heart and love the author put into this book.

The Rooster finds a bright shining object. The King wants it. The story is about how the Rooster goes through a series of problems to get to the bright shining object. This story is on the CD by Gary and Christopher Wittmann called Creating the Circle of the Stories, Poetry and Songs. This CD was a National Dove Award Children CD. You can also find it on a single in Amazon as a download listen to the song and sing along with the Rooster.

Timothy Bottoms Rules When fifth grader Timothy Bottoms goes to school on the first day wearing his older brother’s red tie and gray vest , he endures a day full of insults by the school’s biggest bully, Devin. But Timothy is determined to wear the same tie and vest every day of fifth grade. If he does, maybe his older brother will come home safely from the Army. Eventually, the bullying gets to be too much, though, and Timothy is tempted to break his promise to himself and his brother. Can anything convince him to leave the tie and vest on? Check out Fifth Grade Monster School Fifth Grade Dragon Master