Books with author Gary Wittmann

Dr Seuss Made Me Do It By Gary WittmannEveryone checks this eBook out a lot. But you need to buy the paperback bookto get the best look at the funny pictures and poetry. RIGHT NOW I HAVE A SPECIAL PRICE ON THE PAPERBACK BOOK. NOW THE TIME BEFORE IT GOES BACK UP. Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky and recently Kenn Nesbit were my heroes as I grew up. I would read their books and practice drawing and writing the words with the rhythm and poetry. I am humble by people who says my poetry reminds them of my heroes. So jump in the world of Gary Wittmann, a professional Storyteller for 20 years, Award winning recording Artist, puppeteer, poet, and author. He was a Special Education Teacher and teacher of the year in 2007 who used poetry to inspire his student to read. Gary Wittmann has put together a collection of poetry that he has written over the years Funny Pictures .Funny Poems to make you laugh What Others say: I love the illustrations in this book, so creative and we especially laughed at How to wear your underwear 4 days... My kids loved this book. It actually kept their attention throughout many of the poems. It was their choice tonight for bedtime reading. But here is the "kicker" - I enjoyed it as much as they. It will be re-read many times in our house. Creative, fun, introspective at times but absolutely masterful! I love poetry and this has simple quirky poetry and illustrations! My favorite was the Truth poem, comparing truth to laundry! lol!!! Reminds me of Shel Silversteins books!!

Have you ever been bullied? If you ever had a speech problem or were small and others bothered you, this book is for you. When fifth grader Timothy Bottoms goes to school on the first day wearing his older brother’s red tie and gray vest , he endures a day full of insults by the school’s biggest bully, Devin. But Timothy is determined to wear the same tie and vest every day of fifth grade. If he does, maybe his older brother will come home safely from the Army. Eventually, the bullying gets to be too much, though, and Timothy is tempted to break his promise to himself and his brother. Can anything convince him to leave the tie and vest on?

Bonus at the end of description.Second Bonus: Turtle Soup Recipe included in the book. A story of how he got caught and escape with his wits. The famous, fantastic, fabulous, fast turtle teaches the village a secret turtle soup recipes that makes them faster. This is exciting fast page turning story with great illustration that will have you looking at the details time and time. Bonus: You can hear the author sing and read the book on itune under the story name. Go to https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/gary-christopher-wittmann/id381170528 download for 99 cents or buy the album.

Get this Amazing Book that will make you laugh out loud...maybe fart as well. Gary Wittmann has create an amazing series of the Underwear Nerd and Booger BoysThis is for creating laughter with your children. Boys 9 - 12 will enjoy this books but we are finding everyone seems to enjoy it. BUY THE PAPERBACK BOOK AND GET AN VIDEO LINK TO HEAR THE AUTHOR GARY WITTMANN TELL THE STORY AND HEARS THE SOUND EFFECTS OF FARTS/BOOGERS. YOU WILL SEE THE PICTURES, SEE THE WORDS TO FOLLOWING ALONG WHICH WILL IMPROVE YOUR CHILD READING SKILLS. LEARNING IS FUN... >> Download This Book Today <<Tags, Booger, Farts, children stories, humor,

Bonus book for buying this ebook... Children book that discuss educational and developmental toys for all ages. Value $24.95.John has a angel voices and lead the people from his village to Bethalem. Along the way they pick up animal which has great symbol for the Christ's story.Gary Wittmann wrote this story for the Holy Family School his children were attending. He performed it on a tape which they sold as a fund raiser for the school.

The kindergarten class at Eastmont Elementary School is excited when a mother goose decides to build her nest and lay her eggs in the school courtyard. It’s so much fun to watch her get ready for her new family, and so exciting when the adorable baby goslings finally hatch! There’s just one problem: the mother goose can fly—but her little ones aren’t old enough yet. How will they ever get out of the school courtyard?

Limite time only--Free Audio Book downloadThe Rooster finds a bright shining object. The King wants it. The story is about how the Rooster goes through a series of problems to get to the bright shining object. This story is on the CD by Gary and Christopher Wittmann called Creating the Circle of the Stories, Poetry and Songs. This CD was a National Dove Award Children CD. You can also find it on a single in Amazon as a download listen to the song and sing along with the Rooster.

The Fourth grade class take a field trip to their sister school in England. Their Principal looks just like the Principal form England. Their student guide is Darkness Devine. How does the new school and Underwear Nerd and the Booger Boys team up again to fight the evil within the school. What do they do? Is it with booger or is it with farts? Find out and read. Buy now before the price goes up.

The exciting adventure of the Underwear Nerd and Booger Boys continues...Underwear Nerd and the Fartastic, Boogerific Food FightUnderwear Nerd (aka Quigly T. Fartleroy) rules the school with his nasty, stinky farts and not even Booger Boy was able stop him. Or so he thought. In Book 2 of the Underwear Nerd series, Booger Boy challenges Underwear Nerd’s power once again. But when push comes to shove in the cafeteria, more than just boogers and farts start to fly. What will happen to Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy AFTER the fartastic, boogerific food fight?Now is the time CLICK ON THE BUY BUTTON to get your copy.

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES AND EARS AS YOU HEAR THE LAUGHTER OF YOUR CHILDREN AS YOU READ THIS BOOK. NOT TO MENTION THE OCCASIONAL FART NOISES REAL OR NOT.NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO BUY BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP.*****FREE***** ON UNLIMITED KINDLEUnderwear Nerd (a.k.a. Quigly T. Fartleroy) is finally in the fourth grade, and he has been ready to rule the school. But he does have a rivalry Dunstan Gooberman (a.k.a. Booger Boy). They has to team up against the ZOMBIE that are taking over the school. What will they come up with?Now is the time to buy the paper back book for your collection of the whole series and get the ebook at a low low price today.