Books with author G. Phillips

Can you make it through reading these disgusting jokes without gagging? I dare you to try! You better not be squeamish because these jokes are so icky and yucky, that you might want to put on some gloves first. Now, before you barf, let me warn you that these disgusting jokes have lots of boogers, farts, and flies. Really gross stuff. Do you have the guts to answer the knock-knock jokes in here? Even the door knob is slimy! There are icky tongue twisters too…How fast can you say Ned’s nose needs nine napkins?Look inside to see more!Q: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose? A: Fingerprints!Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed.This little illustrated book of Disgusting Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Kids love jokes and they’ll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated.What’s so funny about smelling a skunk or stepping on gum? Read this book to find out!About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books.Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest.The Cologne Ranger.Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.

Have you just got a new puppy? Have your children promised to take care of him?Now is the time to teach your children how to care for their new puppy!Puppies are cute and it is exciting to get a new puppy. But they do require a lot of care. This kids guide book helps you teach your children how to take care of a puppy. It is in easy to read format and has lots of information - on how to prepare your home for the new puppy, what supplies you need to get for your new puppy...and what your children have to do to take care of him (feeding, grooming, vet visits, training - and more).Read with your children or let them read for theirselves. Set at a low promotion price, this book can be conveniently downloaded for your young readers who have already acquired reading skills for themselves - or for parents with younger children who have not yet begun to read. Either way, both kids and parents will have fun and learn a lot from this children's book.Lots of great pictures too.Make it fun for your children to learn while taking responsibility for the care of thier new puppy.

Soccer is everything to me. Today is my tryout with Chivas USA. There's just one place up for grabs.The Right Now! series contains colorful high-impact graphics and cutting-edge design, which adds drama to every page. These 40-page stories, containing no more than 600 words each, are intended for striving readers who struggle with traditional classroom fiction. The gripping realism of each story draws the reader in... but what happens next? The endings are ambiguous- students can debate what's next in a series of activities designed to further explore the subject. The Right Now! series contains colorful high-impact graphics and cutting-edge design, which adds drama to every page. These 40-page stories, containing no more than 600 words each, are intended for striving readers who struggle with traditional classroom fiction. The gripping realism of each story draws the reader in but what happens next? The endings are ambiguousstudents can debate whats next in a series of

"Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

If you need jokes for kids, look no further! This little illustrated book of Back to School jokes has been carefully created for kids at school. These silly jokes are all about daily school life stuff that kids can relate to. If you want jokes that are clean, without bias, and hilariously funny, you need to buy this book. Kids love jokes and they’ll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? A: It always went back four seconds. Look inside to see more jokes!About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.

Do you have a child that’s interested in Space? Then they will definitely love this marvelous kids book on space ships. Written and published by Dee Phillips, “Kids Fun Facts About Space Ships: A Kids Book About Space Ships and Traveling to Outer Space” is full of bright pictures your ‘space traveller’ child will be sure to enjoy.The amazing vivid pictures look equally good on Kindles, iPads, PC’s and other tablet devicies. Each block of simple text is accompanied by an engaging pictures of various spacecraft and their components. This book is a perfect learning tool for all kids interested in space and can be used for background material for school projects.The text, with explanations of space terms, is easy to understand. It can be conveniently downloaded in seconds for young readers for have already mastered the skill of reading for themselves, or for younger children, you can enjoy reading the book together.Set at an introductory promotional price, the “Kids Fun Facts About Space Ships” book is currently available at the Amazon Kindle store. Why not share the wonder of space and the world of space ships with your child tonight?

Did you know that the 29th of February is Leap Day? It’s the extra day that you get each Leap Year! If you want to have a fun activity for kids to celebrate the leap year, this book has funny jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. These jokes are all based on leap year themes and they are clean, kind, and perfect for kids of ages 7 to 12. Keep your kids reading… and laughing!Q: What does a lawyer do on Leap Day?A: Jump to conclusions.Q: What do toads say on Leap Day?A: Wart's new?Q: What made Timmy decide to celebrate Leap Day?A: Everybody was doing it so he decided to jump on the bandwagon!The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated.About the author:Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.Check out the other books in this series!

What if we lived in a world where hidden cities lie just beyond the next door, hidden in plain sight and guarded by mystical creatures?One ordinary boy, lost in two extraordinary worlds.An eccentric stranger with the ability to summon doorways out of thin air.A strange girl with powers no one understands.An evil villain hell-bent on trapping Darklings.A world of magic… and robots.When Steve Haven’s uncle dies, Steve finds himself the guardian of a strange artefact known only as the Reactor. But there are people out there who want the Reactor; dangerous and powerful people.With his parents missing and no one in the normal world he can trust, Steve must join forces with a strange collection of magical beings to save the world by stopping the Reactor from falling into the wrong hands.What is the truth behind Rex Haven’s death?What is the secret behind the Reactor and its power?Do the answers lie in the magical land known only as Darkacre?Haven Wakes is the debut novel by Fi Phillips and the first in The Haven Chronicles, an exciting and enthralling journey through new worlds, both futuristic and magical.If you enjoy fantastic settings, magical powers and futuristic devices, then you’ll love Haven Wakes.

Bullying is a serious problem in today’s society, one that kids often have to deal with, at school or in the play yard. The book “A Kids Book About Bullying: Teach Kids How to Deal With a Bully” by children’s author, Dee Phillips, takes a look at bullies – why they bully other kids, and how kids can deal with them. This book is in simple to understand language that kids who already have the skill of reading can read for themselves, but it is advisable for parents and kids to read this book together in case the child needs to talk about the issue. The text is in smaller blocks and sentences, accompanied by engaging pictures. “A Kids Book About Bullying…” can be downloaded easily so you and your child can benefit from it in no time at all.Help your child learn to deal with bullying before the problem arises, or especially if the child is already being bullied.