Books with author G. Phillips

A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.

Has your child dreamed of becoming a chef? Ever since your child has helped you in the kitchen, they probably have dreams of creating their own recipes and working as a famous chef. Here is a book that tells them what they need to do for follow their dream. The book touches on what is necessary to become a chef, what different types of chefs there are and what various culinary careers they could follow. If your young child is looking to pursue a career in the culinary field, this book will definitely help him see his options – with colorful pictures to heighten the experience. Help your child to follow their culinary dreams. Scroll to the top and order now!

After her father loses his job, Amber Sheridan is forced to start work at a local government department to help the family finances. She has only been there a couple of days when the creepy phone calls begin. The caller recites a rhyme from Amber’s childhood:“Hey, Amber!”“I think I hear my name.”“Hey, Amber!”“I think I hear it again.”“You’re wanted on the telephone!”“Well, if it isn’t Ellie I’m not at home!”When she starts recalling disturbing memories from her past, and the people mentioned in the rhyme start to die one by one, she fears the two are connected. Amber must dig into those memories before death comes calling for her…

Valentine’s Day jokes are so much fun to share with friends and family. These jokes are clean, kind, and perfect for kids of ages 7 to 12. Read jokes about Valentine’s Day traditions. This book makes a great Valentine’s Day gift for kids.Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?A: His heart wasn’t in it.Q: Why did the valentine get arrested?A: For stealing someone's heart!Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?A: Forget-me-nuts.This book includes:Valentine’s Day jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated.About the author:Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.Check out the other books in this series!

This dazzling collection of brilliant (and maybe not-so-brilliant) jokes, puns, one-liners, silly stories, and quirky quips will amaze and astound your friends and family. Giggles, guffaws, and groans are guaranteed as you share crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.Don’t you do anything quickly?”“Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.”“How come?”“I only sleep at night!”

Space and the Solar System have always held a big attraction for kids. Written and published by Dee Phillips, "The Planets and The Solar System: A Fun Facts Book About Space, The Planets and Our Solar System" is filled with fun facts and pictures that kids can relate to. It is a non-fiction marvel with extraordinary bright pictures sure to capture your child's attention. The vivid pictures are tied into short blocks of text and simple words that make this book easy for young readers to enjoy. They can read it for themselves, or for younger children who do not have the ability to read yet, you can share the reading time together. It contains lots of fun facts and is the perfect tool to teach children all about Space, the Planets and our Solar System. Good for kids of all ages.Set at a low promo price, this great kids book can easily be downloaded from the Amazon Kindle Store.Share the Space fun with your kids today.

Written and published by Dee Phillips, “Volcanoes: A Kids Fun Facts Book About the Nature of Volcanoes” is a magnificent work geared to kids fascintated in the majesty of volcanoes. This nonfiction marvel is filled with beautiful colored pictures that look great on Kindles, iPads, PC’s and other tabloid devices.Besides the amazing visual aids, this book contains lots of fun facts and information about volcanoes that are sure to interest nature-loving kids. “Volcanoes…” is a wealth of exciting data and provides information on the most famous volcanoes, such as Mount St. Helens, Mount Etna and Mount Vesuvius. Kids will learn about the structure of volcanoes, the different types of volcanoes and much more. This book is the perfect learning tool and can be used for school projects too.The wonderful pictures are tied in with smaller blocks of easy-to-understand text that is suitable for kids who already have the skill of reading, or by parents and younger kids who can enjoy reading this book together. In either case, this book can be enjoyed by kids of all ages.Set at a low introductory price, “Volcanoes…” can be conveniently downloaded from the Amazon Kindle store in no time at all, so that your kids can experience the awe and majesty of volcanoes right away.

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids will keep everyone laughing this Halloween! This little illustrated book has been carefully created for kids. These silly jokes are all about Halloween traditions, ghosts and other monsters, and witches. Kids love jokes and they’ll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. Q: What road has the most ghosts haunting it? A: A dead end! Look inside to see more jokes! If you want jokes that are clean, without bias, and hilariously funny, you need to buy this book. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.

Presidents’ Day reading can be lots of fun with these very patriotic jokes for kids. They’ll enjoy having jokes to share that are all themed around Presidents’ Day. These jokes are clean, kind, and perfect for kids of ages 8 to 12. Read jokes about American history, the most beloved presidents, and important events. These jokes are mostly about Abraham Lincoln and George Washington but there are a few other presidents in there as well. The knock-knock jokes are specially crafted to help kids remember important facts about Presidents’ Day and some lesser known presidents.Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?A: Because he couldn't lie.Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Jimmy.Jimmy who?Jimmy a Carter food for the longest-lived president!Q: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?A: Aretha Franklin!This book includes:Presidents’ Day riddle jokes,funny Presidents’ Day knock-knock jokes,and Presidents’ Day tongue twisters.Every Joke has a cute picture!The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated.About the author:Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.Check out the other books in this series!

Career Day will have kids thinking about jobs. They may wonder if adults have any fun at work. This little book of job jokes brings out the funny moments that are unique to different occupations. It has been carefully created with children in mind. These job puns are clean, kind, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they’ll love having these jokes to share with their friends. It makes an entertaining read for career day and will add lots of laughs and giggles to your child’s reading time. They might discover new occupations in this book. Great for kids 7 to 12 years old. Keep your kids reading… and laughing!Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient?A: I can’t see you today.Q: Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue?A: Her lips were sealed!Q: Why do news reporters hang out at ice-cream shops?A: Because they're always looking for a scoop!This book includes:Q & A jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colourful and each joke is beautifully illustrated.About the author:Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.Check out the other books in this series!

This is a funny joke book about going to the dentist. For kids aged 7 to 12. The jokes in here are as clean as a healthy mouth should be!If dentists and orthodondists are looking for kids’ books for the dental waiting room, this book is perfect for kids to read while they wait.Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist? A: Because he had gingervitis! Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist? A: At tooth hurty! (2:30) Q: Why did the queen go the dentist? A: To have her teeth crowned. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. All Jokes are illustrated! Everyone enjoys a good joke and kids will love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!