Books with author E. A. Maddox

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales doesn’t fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

Alexandra Heath believes she is nothing special. Adopted at birth by a peaceful farmer and his wife, her simple life is shattered when she learns the truth: she is royalty, heir to the throne of Durath, the most powerful province in the land of Faren. Suddenly, Alex is swept into a world of warfare, intrigue and adventure as the danger of an approaching enemy from across the sea looms large, threatening the survival of Durath. Faced with a distant, angry father and betrothal to an arrogant young royal, and drawn by a growing love for the boy from her homeland, Alex must struggle to learn Durathian ways and find her place as heir to the throne.Betrayal lurks in the shadows, however, and as Alex soon discovers, the very people she trusts may turn out to be the ones plotting her destruction.

Seventeen-year-old Alexandra has gone from peasant farm girl to queen of the powerful province of Durath. she has won victory over the dangerous enemy across the sea, and she is ready to marry the love of her life. Her world turns upside down, however, when it is discovered she has been slipped poison by the enemy—a powerful poison which could twist the young queen’s allegiance, darken her mind, and tear her away from everything and everyone she holds dear. Now, the clock is ticking as Alex sets out to find the antidote for the poison before it’s too late. With the survival of Durath hanging in the balance, Alex is joined by brave companions, and her quest will take her to the brink as she fights to save herself and her people. Yet, the mysterious person who holds the key to her healing may be the very person most determined to see Alex destroyed. The games do not stop until the last page of this adventure fantasy.

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.