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Books with author Dr. Manny HaHaz

  • A TON of Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock Jokes

    Dr. Manny HaHaz, Nancy Sisk

    language (Workbooks Press, Jan. 27, 2014)
    What Will This Book Do for YOU?If you read Dr. Manny HaHaz’s fabulous first book of funny knock-knock jokes, it will make you laugh. And laugh a lot! It will make you giggle.And giggle a lot! This funny joke book for kids might even make you snort with laughter. And snort a lot! Why?It’s simple. Everybody likes knock-knock jokes!And this book is packed with over ONE HUNDRED of them!Warning: These Jokes Can Make Milk Shoot Out of Your Nose!Be careful where you read A Ton of Knock-Knock! Jokes because if you’re eating breakfast cereal as you read, you might choke with laughter, and milk might shoot right out of your nose. Then you parents will not be happy.So remember: Dr. HaHaz’s incredible jokes MUST BE USED WITH CARE!Guess What? Even Adults Like These Jokes!That’s right. Even adults—EVEN the very ones who say they don’t like knock-knock jokes—really, secretly, like these jokes. That’s because these jokes are clever. They’re puns.They’re wordplay.They’re creative.They’re happy.They’re silly.And they’re easy to remember, too!Did You Know Knock-Knock Jokes Are Even GOOD For You? Yep. They are. Let us count some of the ways:1. They improve a kid’s reading (because kids will happily read things that are fun).2. They improve a kid’s (or an adult’s!) memory, because remembering jokes isn’t automatic.3. They might make a kid more popular, because kids like funny kids.4. They can improve a kid’s self-confidence, because telling jokes is a lot like public speaking. 5. They can even make you more creative, because creative people thrive on word-play and unexpected connections—just like those in knock-knock jokes!There Are Bonuses In This Book TooOf course, it’s not all just fun and games--and dozens of killer knock-knock jokes!--in this funny joke book for kids. Because there's MORE for you to enjoy!.First, there’s a never-before-seen picture of Dr. HaHaz’s secret Joke-O-Matic machine, which is normally hidden deep in his remote joke laboratory. And there’s more! There’s a chapter for kids that explains Dr. HaHaz’s own secrets about exactly HOW to create your own knock-knock jokes!But wait! There’s EVEN more!There’s a handy chapter explaining how to TELL the jokes to make your audience fall on the floor laughing. And THEN, believe it or not, there’s even a chapter for parents—all about the value of joke-telling for kids. Who Knows? When You Read This Book, Kids All Over The World Could Be Telling YOUR Jokes Very Soon!Why not? Dr. HaHaz shows you how to create YOUR OWN jokes and set them free into the world!And it’s all right here, in this happy book of happy jokes for happy kids.Knock, Knock!Who's there?Ivanna.Ivanna, who? Ivanna tell you some GREAT knock-knock jokes!Knock-knock!Who’s there?Rush. Rush, who? Rush up to the top of the page and download this book so you, too, can be giggling soon at over ONE HUNDRED terrific, hilarious, silly, wacko jokes!
  • MORE Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids: Knock knock Jokes

    Dr. Manny HaHaz, Nancy Sisk

    language (Workbooks Press, Jan. 28, 2014)
    Amaze Your Friends! Amuse Your Family With ANOTHER Great Knock Knock Joke Collection from Dr.Manny HaHaz!Kids like to laugh, and parents WANT them to laugh! So what could be better than another book of funny kids' jokes?Parents know that telling jokes builds confidence and vocabulary, encourages reading, and even improves kids' creativity and memory. And you get all that while having a good time! PLUS, this book has extras you won't find anywhere else--like Dr. HaHaz's guide to telling jokes, and even a chapter on how to make up your OWN knock-knock jokes!This is another wonderful joke collection from the wacky humor lab of the mysterious Dr. Manny HaHaz.Here are over 100 Great Knock-Knock Jokes. Plus Some New Ones--AND Lots of Extras!!It's true! Dr. HaHaz's second great book of jokes has OVER 100 classic knock-knock jokes PLUS some brand new ones from his secret joke-lab and the hidden Joke-o-Matic! machine. And these are entirely different jokes from those in the first wacky collection.Guess what? There's even a picture of the Joke-o-Matic!Parents will love the fact that these jokes are nicely presented, illustrated with clever, iconic drawings, and carefully edited. And they'll like the Just for Parents chapter, too, where Dr. HaHaz discusses the benefits of jokes for kids..And both parents and kids will like the How to Tell a GREAT Joke! chapter where you'll learn exactly HOW to an expert joke-teller.But wait . . . there's more! Dr. HaHaz even included a special chapter called "How to Make Up Your OWN Knock-Knock Jokes" where he shows you exactly how to do it! Maybe people around the world will soon be telling YOUR jokes. Why not? With this book, you'll know how to create lots and lots of great jokes.All these extras, and OVER A HUNDRED Great Jokes--Just a Click Away!Amaze your friends! Amuse your family! Keep them laughing with jokes from Dr. HaHaz's jam-packed great new joke book MORE Knock Knock Jokes! And amaze them with brand-new jokes that you make up! Because after you read this book, you'll know exactly how to do it.Knock, knock!Who's there? Who else!Who else who?Who else wants more hilarious knock-knock jokes?Dr. Manny HaHaz bets that YOU want more jokes, and here they are!Just scroll up to buy this book, and you or your child can be learning all these great jokes in LESS than 2 minutes!