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  • Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?: A Diet Book for Cats

    Dena Harris

    eBook (Ten Speed Press, Sept. 17, 2013)
    This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do).Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
  • Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?: A Diet Book for Cats

    Dena Harris

    Hardcover (Ten Speed Press, Sept. 17, 2013)
    This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do).Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
  • Cats Behaving Badly 2: Mowgli, Mischa and now Meeko

    Deb Harris

    eBook
    They are up to mischief once again. Mowgli and Mischa continue to behave badly, but, they are now joined by a new bad cat, Meeko. A cat who thinks she is a monkey… All three join forces against a stranger and Mr Harris finally sees him off through the cat flap with a lightsabre, no less! On Christmas Day, the cats get into all kinds of trouble. Enjoy reading all about Mowgli, Mischa and Meeko's real-life adventures - the stories will make you laugh! Four new stories that make perfect bedtime reading. Beautifully illustrated.
  • The Christmas Star: Easy Dramas, Speeches, and Recitations for Children

    Denise Harris

    Paperback (Abingdon Press, July 1, 2008)
    Children of all ages will enjoy this collection of dramas, speeches, and recitations as they share the Christmas story with their congregations. Dramas include: the angel’s message to Mary and Joseph, the journey to Bethlehem, the birth of Jesus, the shepherds, and the visit of the wise men. One drama will an overview of the entire Christmas story. Audiences will enjoy a contemporary drama that teaches the true meaning of Christmas.
  • Mertie's Bedtime Story!

    D. Harris

    language (, Feb. 11, 2014)
    Join Mertie as she discovers the importance of a good night's sleep. When Mertie slips out of bed and decides to play, the next day things just don't go the right way!
  • Do Hard Things

    Harris

    Hardcover (Multnomah s, Hardcover(2008), Aug. 16, 2008)
    Do Hard Things (08) by Harris, Alex - Harris, Brett [Hardcover (2008)]
  • A Pony Called Airo

    Donna Harris

    language (Oxford eBooks Ltd., Dec. 16, 2016)
    An enchanting story about a pony called Airo.The story is narrated by the pony who when only six months old, had been given away by his breeder to a poorly child.Airo becomes quite a character, and enjoys a fun and interesting life. He gives hours of pleasure to many children and families who have been his carers over several years.
  • Mertie's Birthday Surprise!

    D. Harris

    language (, Feb. 11, 2014)
    Join Mertie as she attends a birthday party for a friend and discovers the joy of giving a gift.
  • Mertie and the Missing Missy Music!

    D. Harris

    language (, Feb. 11, 2014)
    Join Mertie as she tries to find her missing toy in her room! Oh, my goodness! Where did Missy go?
  • Goodnight Irene: Adventures in the Still of the Night

    Debby Harris

    Paperback (Balboa Press, Dec. 28, 2016)
    Goodnight Irene is the story of a little girl named Irene and her stuffed owl Oliver. Each story is a magical adventure and incredibly descriptive, which makes you feel like you are right there with them. Oliver comes to life every night and takes Irene on the most amazing adventures and shares his wisdom with Irene. You will love the incredible friendship that they share while learning a life lesson. Goodnight Irene will make you want to hurry to bed to see what adventures you might go on.
  • Should it Happen to a Vet Nurse?

    Donna Harris

    language (Oxford eBooks Ltd., May 13, 2015)
    A behind the scenes novel from a vet nurses point of view. Elly has landed herself a job in a veterinary practice based in the beautiful South Devon countryside, in a popular mixed animal practice.Inspired by James Herriot stories, the book includes humorous and moving chapters with many species of animals from horses, cats, dogs, cattle and exotics. Working for a team of adventurous and highly motivated vets, she soon finds herself windsurfing, skiing, sailing and in the fast and glamorous world of horse racing. There is a touch of romance thrown in too, and a number of cartoon illustrations.
  • Free Will by Harris, Sam

    Harris

    Paperback (Free Press, 2012, March 15, 1900)
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