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Books with author David Slonim

  • He Came with the Couch

    David Slonim

    Hardcover (Chronicle Books, July 21, 2005)
    Sophie's family has found the perfect couch, but it comes with something extra, and getting rid of that extra something is impossible. In the end, though, who would want to?This zany tale of upholsterosis (a chronic state of couch-potato-ness) is sure to tickle the funny bones of young readersand not-so-young-readers too!
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  • I Loathe You

    David Slonim

    Hardcover (Aladdin, Dec. 18, 2012)
    Unconditional loathing is monsterly love in this sweetly humorous picture book.Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways.... I loathe you more than tooth decay More than blizzard snow in May More than garbage in a dump More than splinters in my rump No matter what, through thick and thin, I loathe you there and back again! Author and illustrator David Slonim depicts a tender, tongue-in-cheek celebration of a very special kind of loa...er, love.
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  • Oh, Ducky!: A Chocolate Calamity

    David Slonim

    Paperback (Chronicle Books, Feb. 9, 2006)
    Take one candy machine, one nutty inventor, one handyman, and one rubber duck. Mix well with chocolate and Ohhhhhhh, Ducky! you have one delicious adventure. When a rubber duck gets stuck in the chocolate-making machine, Mr. Peters dons his diving suit to investigate the pipes and swims through chocolate sharks, ships and sea chests to save the day. Children and grown-ups, too will find David Slonim's wacky story and goofy characters irresistible.
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  • Patch: A Picture Book

    David Slonim

    language (Roaring Brook Press, July 30, 2013)
    Patch is a good dog. At least he tries to be—but sometimes he finds it hard to remember commands or resist chasing rabbits. Three very short stories of a boy and his dog are combined in this adorably illustrated picture book that honors the special bond between dogs and their people and between friends of all species.
  • Oh, Ducky!

    David Slonim

    Hardcover (Chronicle Books, March 16, 2003)
    Take one candy machine, one nutty inventor, one handyman, and one rubber duck. Mix well with chocolate andOhhhhhhh, Ducky!you have one delicious adventure.When a rubber duck gets stuck in the chocolate-making machine, Mr. Peters dons his diving suit to investigate the pipes and swims through chocolate sharks, ships and sea chests to save the day. Childrenand grown-ups, toowill find David Slonims wacky story and goofy characters irresistible.
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  • I Loathe You

    David Slonim

    Paperback (Aladdin, Dec. 4, 2018)
    Unconditional loathing is disguised as monsterly love in this sweetly humorous picture book from acclaimed author-illustrator David Slonim. Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways… I loathe you more than tooth decay More than blizzard snow in May More than garbage in a dump More than splinters in my rump No matter what, through thick and thin, I loathe you there and back again! Author and illustrator David Slonim depicts a tender, tongue-in-cheek celebration of a very special kind of loathe…er, love.
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  • Patch: A Picture Book

    David Slonim

    Hardcover (Roaring Brook Press, July 30, 2013)
    Patch is a good dog. At least he tries to be―but sometimes he finds it hard to remember commands or resist chasing rabbits. Three very short stories of a boy and his dog are combined in this adorably illustrated picture book that honors the special bond between dogs and their people and between friends of all species.
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  • I Loathe You

    David Slonim

    eBook (Aladdin, Dec. 18, 2012)
    Unconditional loathing is monsterly love in this sweetly humorous story with audio.Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways.... I loathe you more than tooth decay More than blizzard snow in May More than garbage in a dump More than splinters in my rump No matter what, through thick and thin, I loathe you there and back again! Author and illustrator David Slonim depicts a tender, tongue-in-cheek celebration of a very special kind of loa...er, love. This eBook edition includes audio!
  • He Came with the Couch

    David Slonim

    Hardcover (Chronicle Books (CA), July 1, 2005)
    Excellent Book
  • He Came with the Couch by David Slonim

    David Slonim

    Hardcover (Chronicle Books, March 15, 1656)
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  • Greyland: D.U.M.B.s

    David Sloma

    eBook (Web Of Life Solutions, Jan. 7, 2014)
    Is there a clandestine world of tunnels and bases underground? Who is living in them? What do they want with humanity?Leon Verdat thought he knew everything about building underground structures. His contracting business was very profitable and his family was thriving. It only took one visit from a mysterious Man in Black to change his life forever, and involve him in the secret war with the Grey aliens below the surface.He was "asked" to come work for a secret military unit and introduced to black budgets and deep underground military bases (D.U.M.B.s) - the world of the "shadow government" and the ultra-rich, who live in a parallel society beneath our feet. Now, his life will never be the same again, if he survives."Great read rivals Cussler and Riely...Thank you." - reader comment left on author's site.A sci-fi military thriller from David Sloma.This is Book 1 in a continuing story (with cliff-hanger endings from book 1 to 4 (first storyline), and then from book 5 to 7, (2nd storyline)):-Book 2 "Oceandeep" is now available as an ebook and paperback: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HLWCK3A-Book 3 "Rescueplan" is now available as an ebook and paperback: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MQ99D2O-Book 4 "Moonbase" is now available as an ebook and paperback: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MTHYR8I-Book 5: "Wormwood" is now available as an ebook and paperback: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E2HD03K-Book 6: "Destroyer" is now available as an ebook and paperback: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B077DB2MLY-Book 7 "Purifier" The last book in the series. The book is in the editing stage now. Release date: Aiming for Dec., 25, 2019, but may be slightly delayed.The inspiration behind this book series?Many late nights listening to Coast to Coast AM, since the early days of Art Bell, where he'd have many guests on that talked about aliens and underground secret bases (mostly in the southwest USA desert, like Area 51, but also bases all over the world), like Whitley Strieber, Richard Dolan, Roger Lear, Richard Sauder, and more.Guests spoke about real life bases and also told some fictional stories. Some spoke about both.These books take a sampling of the facts that have been made public about D.U.M.B.s and adds some imaginative speculation to create a brand new, wild fictional ride! Wanna take a ride? Get on board!
  • Oh, Ducky!

    David Slonim

    Hardcover
    a great book to read