Books with author Daniel Mega

For centuries children and adults alike have pondered the age old question:Why do unicorns fart rainbows? What exactly is that trail of rainbow travelling behind them as they travel through space?To discover the answer one must not look to the past but to the future. Time traveller and fable philosopher Daniel Mega has journeyed to the future to a place called Super Happy Cosmos to discover the answer.Join him as he recounts the fable of Hoof Hearted, The Littlest Unicorn. Hoof Hearted is a tender soul on a quest to discover who he really is, and why he has a terrible case of indigestion.Travel to a distant land . . . in outer space. Battle with the evil . . . Super Happy Cosmos King. And most importantly discover the age old question . . . Why Unicorns Fart Rainbows!This epic fable is intended for readers of all ages and is presented into an easy to read chapter book format. This book is from the Fairy Tales From Outer Space series.

Welcome young reader. Meet your hero, Tad, the most heroic Butt Squire from the planet Buttlandia!When a space jet ski jousting event goes terribly wrong, the people of Buttlandia's greatest possession, the space ship party boat is ruined. Because of Tad's recklessness, he must go on a space quest of epic proportions.Alone in space with only his space grog and his trusty space jet ski, Frankenjet, the butt squire must comb the depths of Hyperspace, battling space mummies and other beasties in his never ending quest to find a new space ship party boat.Can our hero save the day?Will the people of Buttlandia be able to party on or suffer death by boredom?Can Tad survive as a captive of the not evil, but terribly boring space mummies?Find out in the epic space quest of The Butt Munchkins!This chapter book is part of a series. Be sure not to miss "Why Unicorns Fart Rainbows", the first book in the "Fairy Tales From Outer Space" series.

Rule Number One of the Secret Ninja Club is Girls Are Not Ninjas! Rule Number Two of the Secret Ninja Club is Old people (especially moms) are not ninjas! . . . Buddy, Muddy, and Lem are working hard to come up with the rules that make a ninja. The problem is ninjas don't exist yet in space. If girls and old people aren't ninjas than who are? Are all boys ninjas? Are cooks ninjas?The boys know a few things about ninjas. They know ninjas like to kick and punch stuff. They like to be sneaky and unseen. And they love to eat sweet buns, but ninjas do not cook!When the boys discover that the Intergalactic Cooking School For Girls threatens to cramp their ninja style they decide to venture out with their ninja stars and nunchucks, and show those girls what for. But sneaking around an all girls school is harder than the boys thought.Can they defeat the evil girl cooks? Can they find the elusive sweet buns they are constantly drooling over? Will these Ninjas Kick Butt!?Find out in the chapterbook Why Ninjas Kick Butt!

Why do zombies love to eat human brains? They could just as easily eat cereal, ice cream, and gummies all day without worrying about their figure. So why do they do it?Do they need brains for its nutritional value?Are humans their version of fast food?Do they think eating more brains will make them smarter?The answer might be easier than you think. Follow zombiologist Daniel Mega as he answers this question and many more in Why Zombies Eat Brains!

Finally, someone is brave enough to answer the age old question: Why do dragons belch fire?It doesn't make sense. Do they have a stove in their stomach boiling a steamy fire stew? Or an extreme case of acid indigestion caused by fire imps?Travel with our fearless and extremely dashing Duke Carmello Smooth as he travels deep into the Sugar Mine caverns to answer this very question.Will Duke Smooth solve this age old riddle or will Ralph the belching dragon burn him to a crispy critter?Find out in the latest installment from the Fairy Tales From Outer Space series, Why Dragons Belch Fire.

Embark on the follicles of space and time, as Beardy Locks travels the void in search of the purest, most full space beard. Come along as she encounters hipster dips, blue fart clouds, and talking unicorns in search of the one they call the Beard Commander. Can Beardy grow a fuller beard and save the universe? Or is she doomed to a fate of shaving her face and being called Patch Beard for the rest of infinity? Find out in this installment of the Fairy Tales From Outer Space!