Prombies
D.K. Smith
eBook
(Fine Upstanding Cartography Kids Press, Sept. 22, 2016)
It's 1994. Zombies have just crashed the Bali High School Senior/Junior Prom. But zombies are hella played out and stupid. That's why this book is barely about zombies and hardly about proms. It's about growing up in '90s Mall America. It's about fickle high school friendships turning deadly under extreme stress. It's about unrequited love, spraying blood, and gruesome death.Meet Andy, Senior Class President and most likely to succeed, as he tries and fails with the prettiest girl in school, Rachel. Meet Elizabeth, whose crush on Andy is adversely affecting her decision-making processes. Meet Matt & Madison, Cutest Couple and state-class con-artists, as they prank the principal, Mr. Turdbarfler. Meet Isaac & Clarissa, Class Clown and Most Athletic, respectively, as they fall in love for the very first-- and last time. Narrated by a clown riding a giant spider, Prombies is a romantic comedy horror action adventure extravaganza that will break your heart and rip your guts out.Prombies is now available in a Young Adult Sophomore Edition! Don't worry, it's still super-violent. Recommended Age: 15+