Books with author CB Simmons

It's vacation time for Jessica Davies and her family, but Jessica is anything but happy about it. Forced out of school for a week in early autumn by her inconsiderate parents, Jessica must endure some long and boring days on a houseboat. There, on this floating prison, her very gross and infuriating kid brother severely complicates Jessica's life. Adventure comes by way of a small frog in an old shoebox. Follow out to the mudbank and listen in on the music.

It's vacation time for Jessica Davies and her family, but Jessica is anything but happy about it. Forced out of school for a week in early autumn by her inconsiderate parents, Jessica must endure some long and boring days on a houseboat. There, on this floating prison, her very gross and infuriating kid brother severely complicates Jessica's life. Adventure comes by way of a small frog in an old shoebox. Follow out to the mudbank and listen in on the music.

Something strange is happening on the island! Odd rumblings, suspicious events, and newcomers are disrupting the islander's way of life. A challenge to participate in a series of competitions soon finds the orphans racing for their lives. In this third and final book of the Orphans of Mordecai's Castle series, follow the children as they learn that God is always faithful and will remain their unshakable Champion through every situation in life.

All right, if you’re reading this you are, or have been, frustrated with the process of potty training a stubborn kid. Maybe you’ve secretly and silently cussed the kid out (there’s no profanity in this book) and want the little angel to do his or her darned business.This funny comic was inspired by true events, and most of the feelings illustrated are true. Even some of the facial expressions. The inspiration for the story had #1 taken care of but he wouldn’t not poop on the pot. We thought it would never happen.This comic chronicles that frustration.I Don’t Want to Poop on the Potty! A potty training story for adults, is written and illustrated by Mr. Simmons, author and illustrator of Dan the Exploding Bunny and illustrator of Santa Lost His Silly Ol’ Reindeer, a Christmas book written by his five-year old son. (The inspiration for this book!)

Perfect for fans of Pamela Butchart and David Baddiel's Birthday Boy - a hilarious tale of wish fulfilment gone wrong that every child will relate toTom can't wait for his LUCKY BIRTHDAY. It's an EPIC family tradition and he's dreamed up an UNFORGETTABLE party! Only, after several disasters involving a flattened chihuahua and a curse from the tooth fairy, it's been CANCELLED. But Tom won't give up. With the help of his friends (and a pig painted like a zebra), Tom decides to throw himself the party he deserves. What could possibly go wrong?

All Emma Draco wants for her sixteenth birthday is a normal life. The only problem is that she's on the run with her younger brother and sister, not for what they've done but for what they are--shifters born with the power to transform into monstrous creatures. Hunted by a fanatical order of modern knights, the Draco children flee from their Chicago home to the shifter haven of Austin, Texas. There, Emma is lured back into danger when she meets Gabe, a teenage knight posing as a high school jock. When an ancient evil named Vesper rises against humans and shifters alike, Emma must decide whether she can trust not only her monstrous nature but the honor of her sworn enemy.At sixteen, Gabe is already a better hunter than any other knight in the Iron Brotherhood. But tracking Vesper across the world requires the help of Cat, a beautiful and treacherous shifter out for revenge. What she doesn't know is that Gabe has a monstrous secret of his own, one that will force him to either betray his fellow knights or destroy both Emma and Cat.

There's a new villain in town! Brian Moor, aka Birdman, has trained a flock of super smart, super scary pigeons and he plans to take over the country - starting with the town of Topside! It sounds like a job for Super Loud Sam! But there's a problem... Sam's supersonic voice doesn't work. OK, it still works - but not on Birdman's pigeon army. What can Sam do? And can he do it before it's too late?!

The hero of this story, Dan, is a bunny with a little exploding problem. His exploding problem is brought on by his feelings for a pretty girl bunny named Millie.In this fun, short story, follow Dan (the exploding bunny) as he finally makes a decision. Will he or will he not finally reveal his true feelings to Millie?Dan the Exploding Bunny is written and illustrated by Mr. Simmons, author and illustrator of the popular I Don’t Want to Poop on the Potty! A potty training story for adults, and illustrated Santa Lost His Silly Ol’ Reindeer, a Christmas book written by his five-year old son.