Books with author Brian Phillips

Apprenticeship is a tough time in life, but more so when you are apprenticed to a guild of Necromancers. Miller thought that the promise of eternal life sounded like a good idea at first, but maybe not anymore.A terrible enemy of the necromancers, and of mankind, has returned. They move through the land unseen with mysterious powers and a secret agenda, possessing those they encounter. Miller has been ordered to travel the lands and restart an alliance that once overcame this enemy, but the enemy has changed tactics.But is that the entire plan? Or is Miller just bait in a greater game? Journey with young Miller as he strives to carry out the wishes of his Necromancer Mistress while not getting killed by his own order. A Necromancer’s Apprentice is a fantasy novel featuring magic, mysteries, and a young man emerging into the world that is already full of deadly challenges.

Written in 1958, The New Testament in Modern English is one of the most dynamic and lively translations to ever appear in print. Phillips' rendering of Holy Scripture into contemporary English is accessible and powerful to a modern audience. Easy to read and remarkable in its passionate depictions of Jesus and the Apostles, this book is a classic work of Christian literature perfect for anyone looking to supplement their understanding of the Bible and enrich their spiritual life.

This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations―“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us―all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.Don’t you do anything quickly?”“Yes, I get tired fast.”“I haven’t slept for days.”“How come?”“I only sleep at night!”

The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.Knock, KnockWho's there?BooBoo who?No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection!This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.

Apprenticeship is a tough time in life, but more so when you are apprenticed to a guild of Necromancers. Miller thought that the promise of eternal life sounded like a good idea at first, but maybe not anymore.A terrible enemy of the necromancers, and of mankind, has returned. They move through the land unseen with mysterious powers and a secret agenda, possessing those they encounter. Miller has been ordered to travel the lands and restart an alliance that once overcame this enemy, but the enemy has changed tactics.But is that the entire plan? Or is Miller just bait in a greater game? Journey with young Miller as he strives to carry out the wishes of his Necromancer Mistress while not getting killed by his own order. A Necromancer’s Apprentice is a fantasy novel featuring magic, mysteries, and a young man emerging into the world that is already full of deadly challenges.

This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations—“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.Don’t you do anything quickly?”“Yes, I get tired fast.”“I haven’t slept for days.”“How come?”“I only sleep at night!”

The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.Knock, KnockWho's there?BooBoo who?No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection!This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.

All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books.Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest.The Cologne Ranger.Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.

Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?A. A nervous wreck.Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?A. LaunchKnock, knock.Who’s there?Diesel.Diesel who?Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright.Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.