Read This Book If Your Pants Are On Fire: Stories From The Big, Fat Liars’ Club
B.B. Bookman
language
(, Oct. 29, 2012)
Read this book if your pants are on fire.If your pants have ever caught fire because you told a story that was so insanely funny that everyone listening to you began to cry with laughter and begged you to stop, but you couldn’t stop because the story was out of control and kept getting bigger and wilder and such a lie that suddenly your pants caught fire … then Middle-of-the-Road Elementary is the place for you. Imagine a school where chickens play basketball, where kids float under giant bubblegum bubbles and grandmothers parachute out of B52 bombers, where the girls bathroom is the most beautiful place on earth, where bullies get frozen by Bully-Away spray, where rapping killer robots with lazar eyes roam the halls in monster trucks, and where the backpacks are bottomless. Now imagine you’re the new kid, named Tully Bates, and your two new best friends are in trouble for telling everyone in the school the principal has a fat head. Then the Principal gets so mad, that he decides to close the Big Fat Liars’ Club–– a place where everyone lies and tells tall tales that come true. To stop the club from closing, Tully and his friends have to walk to the Office of Doom, at the end of the longest school hallway in the history of the world. And from that point on, they are caught in an adventure and a fantasy of nonstop crazy jokes all rolled in a series of lies. Make no mistake about it; this is one of the funnies online books for kids you will ever read! But be warned, this book is out of control, and somewhere around chapter thirteen, your pants will definitely catch fire.