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Books with author Bill Moyers

  • My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, Oct. 29, 2006)
    Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger.All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.
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  • My Life as a Human Hairball

    Bill Myers

    language (Thomas Nelson, Nov. 1, 1998)
    Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."
  • Oops!

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., April 1, 2013)
    The mishaps never end as TJ’s “helpers” from the 23rd century—Tuna and Herby—continue to study TJ as she learns the valuable lessons she’ll need to become a future world leader. In Oops!, TJ learns the importance of speaking and thinking well of people even when they are difficult, thanks to the Thought Broadcaster Pen, which exposes the thoughts of everyone it hits. As usual, Tuna and Herby’s attempts to fix the pen only make things worse—now all of TJ’s thoughts become reality! As she fights not to return meanness to others (and to clean up the disasters her thoughts cause, like turning whiny TV star Hesper Breakahart into a giant baby), TJ learns from her dad a little more about how her mother handled things: She kept reminding herself that each of us is God’s creation. And no matter how mean people may be, we all need to be loved. The same message also unfolds through a side story of classmate Chad Steel learning to treat a mean boy better.
  • The Whirlwind

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Amaris Media International, June 19, 2016)
    Carved from the Blood Mountains, a perpetual reminder of Imager’s great love for mankind, the mysterious Bloodstone opens a gateway into multiple dimensions. As Denise, Nathan, and Joshua visit these fantastic realities and learn of Imager’s unfathomable compassion, they must also battle strange creations while fighting the internal wars of their own hearts. This profoundly creative and entertaining allegory for children eight to eighty is a sparkling-fresh depiction of life’s most important journey. In a dramatic showdown the children finally trust Imager enough to receive his Breath. But is there enough power in it to overcome the evil they must face? Moreover, can his Breath protect them from the crushing mirrors that reflect their past failures in the Sea of Justice?
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  • My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler

    Bill Myers

    language (Thomas Nelson, June 17, 2003)
    Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake…and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you've got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.
  • The Ghost of KRZY

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Amaris Media International, Feb. 19, 2015)
    NEW EDITION, with a note from the author! Madcap mysteries with a message! A comedy-filled mystery series for boys and girls with a gentle sprinkling faith. Valuable equipment is stolen late every night at Radio KRZY, but there's no way anyone could slip by the security system-at least no one human! Ages 8-13. Bloodhounds, Inc. book 1.
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  • My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, June 17, 2003)
    Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake…and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you've got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.
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  • Ancient Forces Collection

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Zondervan, Jan. 7, 2012)
    Some doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca “Becka” Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Ancient Forces Collection brings together three fast-paced novels of the supernatural by bestselling author Bill Myers. The Ancients Sent to a remote village in the mountains of New Mexico by the mysterious Z, Becka, Scott, and Ryan encounter a Native American cult and an evil so potent it can control the very powers of nature—and subtly poison the soul of one of their own. The Wiccan The star of The Hex, the hottest show on TV, is appearing at a local bookstore, and Rebecca’s friends are headed off to see her. But Becka quickly discovers that the glamour of Wicca cloaks lies more sinister than anyone imagines. The Cards As past hurts resurface and his emotions reach the breaking point, one of Rebecca’s friends seeks the counsel of the Tarot. But do the cards offer hope … or destruction?
  • Yikes!!!

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., April 3, 2013)
    In an effort to find the last of the fuel ingredients for their time pod, 23rd-century goofballs Tuna and Herby transport themselves to Africa. Unfortunately, they also transport TJ Finkelstein and half of her 7th-grade science class, including TV star Hesper Breakahart and dreamy Chad Steel. In the jungle, the Time Stumblers’ usual mayhem jumps to a new level as Herby is adopted by a mother gorilla, Tuna is transformed into an ostrich chick, and the students are taken in by an African tribe. When Hesper tries to escape by leaping into a raging river, TJ finds that it’s time to begin showing the leadership qualities that Tuna and Herby claim she’ll have someday as a world leader. Thanks to her, everyone makes it home safely, and the Time Stumblers fuel up their time pod, leaving with laughter, tears . . . and one last zany surprise for TJ.
  • My Life as a Skysurfing Skateboarder

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, May 7, 2002)
    Through a series of incredible mis-adventures (so what else is new), our boy blunder finds himself participating in the Skateboard Championship of the Universe. (It would be "of the World" except for the one kid who claims to be from Jupiter-a likely story, in spite of his two heads and seven arms.) It's a tough crowd where anything goes as long as you win. Amidst the incredible chaotic chaos by incurably corrupt competitors (say that five times fast), Wally learns there is more to life (or in his case, near-death) than winning.
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  • My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, Jan. 7, 2020)
    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.”My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.
  • My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

    Bill Myers

    School & Library Binding (Turtleback, March 9, 1995)
    FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY.
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