Dad, If You Die, Would We Have To Tell People?: Conversations With My Kids
Benjamin Lee Todd
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CONVERSATIONS WITH MY KIDS…January 19, 2016 ELLIE: (my daughter at age 11) When you die, we have to tell people, right? ME: Ellie, I don’t know what you are asking? Explain exactly what you mean. ELLIE: (not a smile on her face) Would we have to report it right away, or could I use your credit card a while and then report it?August 17, 2016ME: (to my 8-year-old son) Joe, just stop it. What is wrong with you?JOE: (with a totally straight face) I don't know. They haven't been able to figure it out yet.February 23, 2017ME: Ellie, there is something we need to talk about, but it needs to stay between you and me. Can you make that promise?ELLIE: Well, did you murder anybody?ME: No, what? No! What are you talking about?ELLIE: OK, then go ahead.June 23, 2017On Father's Day, Joe, Ellie and I went to church. Outside, they had donuts and Coke. As he handed me a Coke:JOE: On Mother's Day, will they have Diet Coke?I am a sixty-year-old divorced dad with two children—Ellie (age thirteen) and Joe (age ten). The kids live with their mom in Southern California. Because I love my kids and want to share in their lives, I also live in Orange County. My family and loved ones live thousands of miles away in the Midwest, on the East Coast, or in Canada.When Ellie was six and Joe was three, I started sharing our conversations on Facebook. To date there are over 200.Friends kept telling me I should write a book. So, being a polite and accommodating guy from the Midwest, I did. Enjoy!