Books with author Arnie Lightning

Lots of laughs for little ghouls and goblins!From the #1 bestselling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Halloween joke collection with lots of spooky Halloween jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will cackle at all the jokes about monsters, ghouls, witches, ghosts, zombies, and more.Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 Halloween edition to make your little ghouls and goblins laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything Halloween. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!Makes an excellent gift for kids and joke lovers. Also available in audiobook and paperback book formats!Lots of hilarious Halloween jokesFun Halloween puzzles and mazes includedFantastic for early and beginning readersThis book is great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family at home or school.Q: What did the police officer say about the mummy murder mystery?A: It is time to wrap it up!Q: What vampire loves sweets?A: Count Snackula!Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?A: Boo-berry pie!♦ Also available in paperback and audiobook formats ♦Scroll up and click buy to get your paws on these hilarious Halloween jokes today!

Icy's Christmas DreamThis is the story of a friendly snowman named Icy who had a Christmas dream of his very own. Not so long ago, on a cold December day, Icy stood in the forest, wishing on stars in the sky. “More than anything, I want a pet penguin,” he whispered.While his friends laughed at him, Icy believed Santa would make his wish come true... This is a read-aloud kid's book with big and bright pictures. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children.Fully illustrated picture bookExcellent as a bedtime storyGreat for toddlers, preschool, and younger childrenA beautiful Christmas picture book - Perfect for reading aloud with friends and family!Best-Selling Children's Book Author - Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!For more books by Arnie Lightning, please visit: www.ArnieLightning.com/booksScroll up and click 'buy' to enjoy this heart-warming Christmas story with your child today!

Funny Elephant Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny elephant jokesCute and colorful illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?A: Because they could not keep their trunks up!HAHA!Q: Why do elephants eat raw food?A: Because they do not know how to cook!LOL!Q: How do you make an elephant sandwich?A: First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread!HAHA!Funny Elephant Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This funny joke book is full of jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about elephants will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Autumn ForestEvery year around this time, some special happens in the forest. When the leaves begin to change color, the animals come together to celebrate. Join in on the fun and find out what happens on this very special time of year.This is a read-aloud kid's book with big and bright pictures. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children. Also available in audiobook and paperback book formats!Fully illustrated picture bookExcellent as a bedtime storyGreat for toddlers, preschool, and younger childrenThis cute children's picture book is perfect as a bedtime story and reading aloud with friends and family!Best-Selling Children's Book Author - Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!For more books by Arnie Lightning, please visit: www.ArnieLightning.com/booksScroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child!

Christmas Coloring Book for Kids • Jumbo ImagesMakes a great Christmas gift or stocking stuffer for creative-minded kids!This fun and festive Christmas coloring book for kids is perfect for anyone that loves to color. It is jam-packed with all types of fun and cute Christmas theme images such as Santa Claus, snowmen, elves, toys, gifts, and more Christmas themes. With jumbo coloring pages, this book is guaranteed to be hours and hours of creative Christmas fun for children. Makes the perfect coloring book for boys, girls, toddlers, younger children, and elementary. Kids will love coloring them all!These jumbo-sized Christmas coloring pages (8.5 x 8.5 in / 21.59 x 21.59 cm) will keep little ones busy and entertained for hours on end. Each picture is printed on one side of pure white paper to minimize scoring and bleed-through. Also there is lots of room to cut out your masterpiece and give it as a gift or frame it when complete! Perfect for toddlers and elementary aged children!About the BookLarge coloring pages (larger than most)Jumbo-sized, 8.5 x 8.5 in / 21.59 x 21.59 cmPerfect for all ages -- children to adultBenefits of ColoringColoring books have benefits that extend far past the obvious. Not only are they super fun and entertaining, but they also have other positive benefits that include the following: Improves motor skillsBuilds creativityImproves focusStrengthens hand-eye coordinationStress-relieving and funWonderful activity for all agesScroll up and click 'buy' to grab your Christmas coloring book today!

Family Thanksgiving • A Cute Rhyming Picture BookThanksgiving is a special time of year when family gets together, we eat lots of yummy food, and we spend quality time together. This is a cute rhyming story about a "normal" family Thanksgiving, but you will quickly see how familiar it will be. Grab a slice of pumpkin pie and enjoy.Perfect as a gift for kids, beginning and early readers, and reading aloud with friends and family!Fully illustrated picture bookExcellent for reading aloud or as a bedtime storyGreat for toddlers, preschool, and elementaryFrom the book...Dad, Ruby, and I go to get the potatoes.We also buy squash, corn, and tomatoes.“And we can’t forget the chocolate pie!”My sister and I together we cry.###Nana and then Papa get here first,With my silly aunt that is a nurse!We jump into their arms, where they hug us and kiss us!They tell us we’ve grown and that they’ve missed us!###More aunts and uncles are the next to arrive,With my three little cousins, all younger than five.The baby is crying, and I think I am doomed,When her two older sisters hurry up to my room!###By now, the house is filled with chatting, laughing people,And the noise is so loud, it shouldn’t be legal!But we all quiet down, like my growling tummy,The moment we sit down to eat—oh, how yummy!Best-Selling Children's Book Author • Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity. Arnie is a creator and storyteller. He creates fun-filled and imaginative books for creative kids.To find more awesome books by Arnie, please visit: www.ArnieLightning.com/booksScroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child today!

Lots of hilarious holiday laughs for kids!Makes a wonderful stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for children.From the #1 bestselling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more.Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!♦ Also available in eBook and audiobook formats ♦Lots of hilarious Christmas jokes and riddlesFun Christmas puzzles and mazes includedFantastic for early and beginning readersThis book is great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family at home or school.Q: What was the barber’s favorite Christmas song?A: Oh comb all ye faithful!Q: What do you call a singing elf?A: A wrapper!Q: What song do Santa’s elves sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!Scroll up and click buy to grab these hilarious holiday jokes today!

10 Spooky Ghost Stories for Kids!Read these 10 bone-chilling Halloween stories from the best-selling author, Arnie Lightning! These Halloween short stories are quick and easy to read and enjoy. You and your children will enjoy the spooky tales!This book is especially great for campfires, traveling, and reading aloud with friends and family!Story List:Night LandscapeThe PhoneThe House PartyUnder the BedThe Thing in My DreamsBehind YouThe Man in the Dark Blue SuitDo Not LookDon't Believe in GhostsA Familiar HouseKids and children can practice their reading skills and enjoy a few great stories all at once! These spooky short stories about Halloween will give you chills up and down your spine!Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to crack open these scary stories!

Blank Comic Book • 135 Pages • 15+ Different Action LayoutsMakes an excellent gift for kids, students, artists, creatives, children, teens, and adults!This large, blank comic book has 135 pages of variety comic panels with action templates ranging from 3 panels to 6 panel layouts. There are over 15 different comic page designs. Each comic strip page is on white paper. This blank comic book is a very generous and large 8.5 x 11 in / 21.59 x 27.94 cm with plenty of space to make your comics come to life!"One of the best possible gifts you can possible give to a comic book fan!""THE BEST blank comic book on the market!"Perfect for drawing, sketching, doodling, and creating your own comic strips!135 blank comic strip pages (more than most)Large and spacious -- 8.5 x 11 inches (larger than most)15+ action comic book page template designsProfessional, high-quality matte soft coverPromotes creativity and imaginationMakes the perfect gift for comic book lovers!Create your own comic strips from start to finish with this awesome blank comic book. Share your imaginative art with all your friends. Create your own comic strips or recreate your favorite ones from DC Comics, Marvel Comics, Batman, Spiderman, or any other comic books that you love. Spend hours of fun creating comic art, manga art, cartoons, and stories. The only limit is your imagination!Makes a fantastic gift for kids, birthday parties, classrooms, artists, comic book lovers, teens, creatives, and adults. Makes a wonderful gift for comic book fans of all ages.Scroll up and click 'buy' to start creating your very own comics like the pros today!

Spooky Halloween Stories CollectionHalloween is upon us. For most, it's a fun time of year where we dress up in our favorite costumes and get lots of candy. For others, it can be the most frightening time of year. In this special halloween collection there are 20 scary stories that will spook even the bravest kid around. Prepare yourself. You have been warned!If you enjoy books like 'Goosebumps', you will LOVE these stories!20 scary stories for kidsJust for fun activities included for extra fun100+ spooky Halloween jokes for kidsThese spooky ghost stories are great for reading aloud with friends and family. You will creep everyone out and scare the living daylights out of them with these scary stories. This book is lots of fun for Halloween!These stories are especially great for campfire tales and to be read late at night!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hands on these spooky stories!

Cute Bedtime Stories for KidsYou can make bedtime a fun tradition for your child with these cute bedtime stories. Your child will look forward to going to bed with these entertaining stories. Each story is about includes a moral lesson and includes cute and colorful illustrations for early and beginning readers.These stories are great for early & beginning readers, reading aloud at home, and bedtime stories.2,500+ wordsCute bedtime stories for kidsPerfect for early and beginner readersIncludes 'just for fun' activities for your child to doBright and colorful images for early and younger readersThese stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be read aloud with friends and family!Fun for the entire family!Kids and children can practice their reading skills or have a parent read the stories aloud to them. These special bedtime stories are great for sleepy-heads that can't fall asleep!Story & Activity List:David’s Pillow ProblemJust for Fun ActivityJackie Frost’s AdventureSammy the Sandman and a Good Night’s RestIsabelle’s First Camp-OutWhere Is Pancake?Just for Fun ActivityBest-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child!SWEET DREAMS!100% Money Back Guarantee

HALLOWEEN COLLECTION (7 Books Series)Halloween is upon us. For most, it's a fun time of year where we dress up in our favorite costumes and get lots of candy. For others, it can be the most frightening time of year. In this special halloween collection there are 35 scary stories that will spook even the bravest kid around. Prepare yourself. You have been warned!If you enjoy books like 'Goosebumps', you will LOVE these stories!35 scary stories for kidsHalloween activities included for extra fun100+ spooky Halloween jokes for kidsThese spooky ghost stories are great for reading aloud with friends and family. You will creep everyone out and scare the living daylights out of them with these scary stories. This book is lots of fun for Halloween!These stories are especially great for campfire tales and to be read late at night!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hands on these scary Halloween stories!