Books with author Andy Griffiths

Is this the right book for you? Take the stupid test and find out.Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?Do you believe a bogeyman hides under the bed?Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls "Hey, Stupid!"?Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?Score: One point for each "yes" answer.3-5 You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.1-2 You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.0 You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.

New York Times-bestselling team Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton invite readers to come hang out with them in their 104-Story Treehouse―the eighth book in the illustrated chapter book series filled with Andy and Terry's signature slapstick humor!Andy and Terry live in a 104-story treehouse. (It used to be a 91-story treehouse, but they decided it was still missing a few things.) It has a never-ending staircase, a burp bank, a deep-thoughts thinking room, Mount Everest, a mighty fortress reinforced with extra-strong fortress reinforcer, and a money-making machine (that also makes honey!). When Andy has a toothache that hurts so bad he can’t write any jokes for their new book, Terry knows just what to do: buy a Joke Writer 2000™ to write the jokes for them! All they need first is some money from their money-making machine and then it’s off to the store. It’s a foolproof plan―a Terry-proof one, even!What could go wrong?Praise for Andy Griffiths and the Treehouse series:"Anarchic absurdity at its best. . . . Denton's manic cartooning captures every twist and turn in hilarious detail." ―Publishers Weekly, starred review, on The 13-Story Treehouse"Will appeal to fans of Jeff Kinney and Dav Pilkey. . . . The wonderfully random slapstick humor is tailor-made for reluctant readers. . . . A treat for all." ―Booklist on The 13-Story TreehouseRead the whole series!The 13-Story TreehouseThe 26-Story TreehouseThe 39-Story TreehouseThe 52-Story TreehouseThe 65-Story TreehouseThe 78-Story TreehouseThe 91-Story TreehouseThe 104-Story Treehouse

Andy and Terry's incredible, ever-expanding treehouse has 13 new storeys, including a watermelon-smashing level, a wave machine, a life-size snakes and ladders game (with real ladders and real snakes), a rocket-powered carrot-launcher, a Ninja Snail Training Academy and a high-tech detective agency with all the latest high-tech detective technology, which is lucky because they have a BIG mystery to solve—where is Mr. Big Nose???Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Would you like an adventure on another planet? This is just one of the questions Lara and her sister, Eva, must answer one sunny day in their garden. They wonder how will they return to Earth in time for lunch? And how will they get there when the aliens’ spaceship is so small? When it’s only big enough for ants!But their help is needed on the planet Zeegrazzalo-Jeewoppza so off they go – into the unknown. Their feelings of helplessness only start to fade after a flight across the planet's Outerlands, in Kweezy Capolza's hummingcraft. Maybe, just maybe, the sisters can find some solutions to the aliens' problems. However, they think they might need their mother's help and she is back on Earth!

Two sisters lost in a fantasy world alone and afraid surrounded by magic and mayhem. The journey is to get their kin back together surrounded by a magical land full of strange creatures only a breath away from their home in Wales.The journey becomes a quest and a fight to get her sister back. The witch and the warrior become the saviours of this strange land. In a land full of children where the adults are far and few between. The orphans need someone to look up too and the eldest sister becomes their hope and shinning light in the dismay of a crumbling world around them.Below, beneath withinthe magic is Celtina.

My First Sticker By Numbers is the perfect book to introduce younger children to matching colours to numbers. The sticker shapes are simple enough for little hands to handle, but can still make absolutely stunning images. Little ones will love completing their own pictures - from colourful flowers and bumblebees to swimming fish and adorable houses. With over 700 stickers, this book is brilliant for younger children who love stickers!

This is a series of bedtime stories told over the years to our grandchildren. Our regular major characters in the adventures are our pets: Moxie and Mollie – Long Haired Miniature Dachshunds, Rupert and Cooper – Pembroke Welch Corgis and Monet the white cat, who sometimes thinks she is a dog too… In these adventures, we introduce Rosie; Rupert’s Corgi girlfriend. The clash of the two cultures is evident as Rosie goes to the mid-west country to visit Rupert and he then heads out to visit Southern California cities and beaches.

This is a series of 7 bedtime stories told over the years to our grandson “Benny” as he is named in the stories. Other major characters in the adventures are our pets: Moxie and Mollie –Miniature Dachshunds, Rupert and Cooper – Pembroke Welch Corgis and Monet the cat, who sometimes thinks she is a dog too…These adventures always occur at night and take place at a small rural cottage in the Midwest. The Adventurers all sneak out through the dog door in the laundry room…..but Ssh…it’s a secret….don’t tell anyone, especially grownups...In these adventures, animals will communicate in human language (English to be exact) which has been carefully translated from the standard universal animal language. The Adventurers live in a small quaint cottage in a small holler beside a narrow road on the side of a hill….. It is a quiet restful place surrounded by woods. There are trails that wind their way through those woods and provide the setting for these adventures. Each story shares christian family values as learning lessons for our grandchildren.

The Adventures continue in this second series of stories.This is a series of 7 bedtime stories told over the years to our grandson “Benny” as he is named in the stories. Other major characters in the adventures are our pets: Moxie and Mollie –Miniature Dachshunds, Rupert and Cooper – Pembroke Welch Corgis and Monet the cat, who sometimes thinks she is a dog too… These adventures always occur at night and take place at a small rural cottage in the Midwest. The Adventurers all sneak out through the dog door in the laundry room…..but Ssh…it’s a secret….don’t tell anyone, especially grownups... In these adventures, animals will communicate in human language (English to be exact) which has been carefully translated from the standard universal animal language. The Adventurers live in a small quaint cottage in a small holler beside a narrow road on the side of a hill….. It is a quiet restful place surrounded by woods. There are trails that wind their way through those woods and provide the setting for these adventures. Each story shares christian family values as learning lessons for our grandchildren.

Another just outrageous title from the author of the New York Times bestseller The Day My Butt Went Psycho! The series that made Andy Griffiths an Australian publishing phenomenon is sweeping America!Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling Just books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out listeners with this latest collection of just disgusting stories.Join Andy in his quest to gross out everyone around him with dead fish, mysterious brown blobs, flesh-eating zombies, and brussel sprouts. Each madcap adventure is more disgusting and hilarious than the last. You'll laugh so hard you'll lose your lunch!

Is this the right book for you? Take the stupid test and find out.Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?Do you believe a bogeyman hides under the bed?Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls "Hey, Stupid!"?Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?Score: One point for each "yes" answer.3-5 You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.1-2 You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.0 You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.