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  • The Hunger Diaries, or: How to Lose Weight Fasting and Eating Well

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, July 19, 2019)
    Weight! He lost 17 lbs of it in fifteen days?Yes, he did -- and you can, too.Amazon best-selling author - and overweight yo-yo dieter - Andrew Mackay existed on fast food, processed meals, and gallons of soda. In between snacks, he made the mistake of checking his Body Mass Index...The Result? OBESE! (OMG!)Something inside this math-hating, science-shunning, exercise-averse author snapped – and it wasn’t his stomach sleeve (because he didn’t need one – yet!)Devastated by the news, Mackay cooked up a plan to lose weight. To help him stay on track, he wrote a diary for the first two weeks to motivate himself and record how he felt physically and mentally. At first, he got everything wrong. Halfway through, however, he stumbled across the only way to shed the pounds, and unearthed dozens of benefits for everyone to use:• The correct way to lose weight – and why it works.• The wrong way to lose weight – and why it never works.• How to start, what to do, and the pros/cons to watch out for.• Simplified explanations for the math and science even a two-year-old can understand.• Mackay’s astonishing FOOL YOURSELF method to smash all obstacles in your path to success.No one said it was going to be easy. But… no one said it couldn’t be an insightful and hilarious document of one man's weight loss triumph - or: a non-fiction Bridget Jones's Diary meets all those Lose Weight Real Quick books you dumped in the trash because they didn't work.Get your copy now -- it could change your life forever. Also available on paperback and Kindle Unlimited.
  • Star Cat: Infinity Claws: A Science Fiction & Fantasy Adventure

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, May 22, 2018)
    In space no one can hear you purr.Meet your new, favorite superhero. Her name is Jelly Anderson.She’s four years old, weighs 7.5 lbs and is 30 cm tall. Her hobbies include chasing mice, climbing trees and chasing her tail. Jamie, her owner, enters in the Star Cat Project - a global contest to find the first feline astronaut. Hundreds of thousands of felines will demonstrate that they're the best pet for the job. The winner will join a manned rescue mission to Saturn to decode a distress call that only cats seem to respond to.Now, Jelly has a new playground - a hi-tech and advanced spacecraft full of human mercenaries, scientists, snarky A.I., and ruthless mechs.Life is good. All nine of them. The party can't last forever, though. Jelly is about to discover something fantastic at their destination-- and on this dangerous mission, few of her crew will live to tell the tail…If you like Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Frank Herbert’s Dune, and Erin Hunter's Warriors, you’ll find the thrilling Star Cat Series impossible to put down. Go back up, paw the Read Now button and start your adventure of a lifetime right now. Kindle Unlimited.
  • Star Cat: Pink Symphony: A Science Fiction & Fantasy Adventure

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, June 8, 2018)
    Want your universe back? Come and get it.Jelly Anderson may only be 30 cm tall and weigh 7.5 pounds, but she also has nine lives. You don't.Jelly decoded the distress call. She saved Space Opera Beta from annihilation. Now, the crew have made fantastic discovery. It's called Pink Symphony- an evolutionary force of nature. There's just one catch...Humanity is the next disease on Pink Symphony's hit list.Strange things are happening to those on Space Opera Beta. Riddled with claustrophobia and paranoia, anyone could snap at the flick of a whisker and turn lethal. Amid the chaos, everyone has failed to notice what's happening to Jelly. She’s getting bigger, stronger, faster… smarter. Pray that her transformation is for the good of the universe. If it isn't, the consequences are too horrific to comprehend.Star Cat: Pink Symphony is the action-packed science fiction & fantasy sequel juggernaut that will leave you breathless. Scroll back up, and claw the 1-Click button and continue the thrill ride right now.
  • Star Cat: War Mage: A Science Fiction & Fantasy Adventure

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, July 6, 2018)
    The universe is a mother.The heart of a vicious killer beats inside Jelly Anderson. Pink Symphony gave her a gift she must protect at all costs. Now, she's fighting for her brood.Jelly and the crew of Space Opera Beta are waiting for USARIC's search and rescue vessel to save them. Outnumbered and outgunned, the aliens are closing in and ready for blood. Rescue or certain death. Only one will get to them first.The crew can't take any chances. They need to train Jelly to defend both herself and the gift inside her. Wool will coach her on suppressing her primal instincts. Jaycee will train her with firearms. Bonnie will teach her how to kick alien ass. It's their only shot at survival.In preparing an animal to fight the crew might have created an unstoppable beast. Jelly Anderson came to save the universe and kick some ass. Now, she’s all out of universe.Scroll up, 1-Click Star Cat 3: War Mage and experience the third instalment in your favorite mind-blowing science fiction & fantasy adventure now.
  • Star Cat: Training Day: The Science Fiction & Fantasy Adventure Novella Prequel

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, Aug. 17, 2018)
    No space for the untrained.Jelly Anderson beat thousands of cats to become the first feline astronaut.Before she blasts off to Saturn with the crew of Space Opera Beta she's going to need some training.How do you prepare a cat for the trash can that is outer space? You put her through USARIC’s rigorous training program. That's how.A violent stealth mission, a suffocating spacewalk, and one death-defying space simulator should toughen her up. All she has to do is pass each one with flying colors.Easier said than done.Star Cat: Training Day is the purrfect starting point for newcomers, and a special treat for fans of the ground-breaking Star Cat series from Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay.Buckle up, scroll back up and claw the 1-Click button right now for a pure shot of science fiction & fantasy adrenaline.
  • The Teacher: How to Survive the Teaching Profession Without Losing Your Mind!

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, Oct. 10, 2016)
    Cheating, lying, cutting class – and that’s just the staff!High school teacher Rachel Weir is losing her mind. Journalist Joy Attwood has lost her job. Now, the two collide to produce one of the most shocking and frank tales of school life ever written.Joy spends the day with Rachel to find out what her job is really like for this book.No frills, no red carpet -- just straight into the sh!t.Unruly students, half-assed teachers, and insufferable managers ensure the day is never short on laughs, thrills, and spills. It’s a day neither of them may recover from.You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to home school your children. Class dismissed! If you love British authors like John Cleese, Helen Feilding, and Tom Sharpe then you’ll love In Their Shoes. Scroll back up and buy your copy of The Teacher - the first instalment in the outrageous British satire series today! Or read for FREE with Kindle Unlimited.
  • Star Cat: The First Trilogy

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, July 13, 2018)
    The best-selling sci-fi fantasy series.Meet Jelly Anderson - your new, favorite superhero. She's 30 cm tall, weighs 7.5 lbs, has nine lives and she'll spend them all saving the universe if she has to. Make no mistake - Jelly is no ordinary cat...She’s the first ever Star Cat.Jelly beat hundreds of thousands of competitors in USARIC's global search for the first feline astronaut. In 2118, she joined the crew of scientists and mercenaries of Space Opera Beta on a first-of-a-kind expedition to Saturn.Their mission - to decode a distress call and locate their missing sister ship. What they discovered was beyond fantastic. An evolutionary force of nature that changed everything we thought we knew.Discoveries like this come at a price. An adventure full of danger, thrills, and suspense. One that may cost the crew their lives, and the future of mankind.Prepare yourself for three shots of pure science fiction & fantasy adrenaline from Amazon bestselling author Andrew Mackay. Scroll up, claw the 1-Click button and begin your journey of a lifetime right now.
  • Star Cat: Killer Instinct: A Science Fiction & Fantasy Adventure

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, Sept. 21, 2018)
    The beast is unleashed.If you’re going to shoot evolution in the back, you’d better not miss. On their way to Earth, Jelly Anderson and the surviving crew of Space Opera Beta find themselves marooned on a mysterious planet. An alien entity much bigger, smarter, and violent than they can imagine is lurking on this dark planet. It's waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The crew don't know it yet, and they're desperately ill-equipped to fight.Give a cat no option, and you leave her no choice.These alien beings mess with Jelly Anderson and her family at their peril. If they bait her hard enough they'll discover a brutal force of nature they'll wish they'd never unleashed.Killer Instinct is the fourth instalment in the best-selling sci-fi fantasy series. An emotional juggernaut of pure action, suspense is coming for you. Scroll back up and claw the 1-Click button now.
  • Star Cat: Infinity Claws

    Andrew Mackay

    Paperback (Independently published, May 17, 2018)
    Enter your cat. Win the contest. Save the universe.Five-year-old Jamie Anderson has something to prove. He knows his cat, Jelly, is one in a million and has what it takes to win. In 2117, the search is on for the first feline in space.Welcome to the Star Cat Project.Millions of cats across the globe will compete to demonstrate their agility, prowess, obedience and combat skills. The winner will join USARIC’s Space Opera Beta team of mercenaries and scientists on a mission to Saturn to decode a distress call and rescue their sister ship. Now, the fur is about to fly. If Jelly wins, she’ll discover that in space no one can hear you purr…Scroll up and claw the buy now button to start your thrilling sci-fi fantasy adventure of a lifetime. Kindle Unlimited.
  • Star Cat: The Last Trilogy

    Andrew Mackay

    eBook (Chrome Valley Books, Jan. 1, 2019)
    Jelly Anderson has nine lives. She'll need every last one of them fighting for humanity.The Last Three Tails in the ground-breaking science fiction fantasy series.Jelly will have to harness her Killer Instinct to survive a rogue planet full of wolf-like creatures hell-bent on destroying the last of her crew.Back on Earth, USARIC has teamed up with the International Repatriation Initiative to perpetuate a mass Exodus of Russians from the US in a war that will involve the Rebels Against Genetic Engineering.Now, it's USARIC and the IRI versus The Misfits and The Rebels in a catastrophic war to end all wars. Jelly Anderson will crash-land right into the firing line. But which side will she take? Will she finally reunite with Jamie? Find out in Star Cat Forever, the action-packed, epic climax to the series.Star Cat: The Last Trilogy contains the spectacular final three tails in the six-part series from Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay. Scroll up and paw the 1-Click button to conclude your journey of a lifetime now.
  • Star Cat: The First Trilogy

    Andrew Mackay

    Paperback (Independently published, July 19, 2018)
    The bestselling space opera fantasy series. Meet your new, favorite superhero. Her name is Jelly Anderson. She’s 30 cm tall, weighs 7.5 lbs, and has nine lives. She’ll use them all to save the universe if she has to. She's not any old cat, though... She’s the first ever Star Cat. Jelly beat hundreds of thousands of competitors in USARIC's contest to find the first cat in space. In 2118, she joined the human scientists, doctors, and mercenaries of Space Opera Beta on their expedition to Saturn. Their mission: to decode a distress call and locate their sister ship. What they discovered was something fantastic. Beyond the stars, and beyond their wildest imagination… This trilogy box set contains the first three action-packed adventures of Jelly and the crew of Space Opera Beta. Three shots of pure sci-fi adrenaline from Amazon bestselling author Andrew Mackay. Scroll up and paw the buy now button. Be one of the first humans to discover this exciting new genre. FREE to read with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. The STAR CAT series: Star Cat: Infinity Claws Star Cat 2: Pink Symphony Star Cat 3: War Mage Star Cat 4: Killer Instinct - Coming Soon (August 2018)