Books with author Alan Lind

ELF GUIDED PANDEMONIUM, A Blended Family's Crazy Year: Morris' life would have been great--if not for his new stepsisters and those crazy little men who thought they were elves. No matter. Morris's latest stepmother would certainly be gone by Christmas like all the rest. Wasn't she already trolling on the internet all day for her next husband? But would she take Jasmine and Tanya with her? And why did these girls want to pull him into their troubles anyway? He just wanted to play video games. Everything with have blown over if that substation hadn't blown up. But when the power blew and he scurried out to get gas for the generator, Jasmine just had to go with him. And then they stumbled into those reindeer and that rogue pair of little men on a mission to rescue the North Pole. And then--wouldn't you know it--they had to get themselves sucked into the time vortex. So now there were two problems to solve: Claire and Christmas.

Morris' life would have been great-if not for his new stepsisters and those crazy little men who thought they were elves. No matter. Morris's latest stepmother would certainly be gone by Christmas like all the rest. Wasn't she already trolling on the internet all day for her next husband? But would she take Jasmine and Tanya with her? And why did these girls want to pull him into their troubles anyway? He just wanted to play video games. Everything with have blown over if that substation hadn't blown up. But when the power blew and he scurried out to get gas for the generator, Jasmine just had to go with him. And then they stumbled into those reindeer and that rogue pair of little men on a mission to rescue the North Pole. And then-wouldn't you know it-they had to get themselves sucked into the time vortex. So now there were two problems to solve: Claire and Christmas.