Books with author AM Phillips

Everyone loves knock-knock jokes―especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection.Edible DelightsKnock, knock.Who’s there?Apricot.Apricot who?Apricot my key. Open up!Animal CrackersKnock, knock.Who’s there?Butternut.Butternut who?Butternut try to pick up a skunk!Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor!

This student planner is made especially for little boys who love dinosaurs. This student journal has space to record school homework assignments and also to record parent/teacher notes. There is also space for notes and practice writing, and even a doodle page – all geared to the dinosaur theme. It is perfectly sized at 8 ½” x 11”. This academic school note-book will aid in the student’s progress towards scholarly success while still satisfying their interests (for the fun element). This makes a great gift for a student beginning the school year. Being organized is always the best plan for success!

Bestselling author Bob Phillips saves the day once again with another heroically humorous collection of knock-knock jokes. Kids can choose their favorite knock-knocks to liven up someone else's afternoon or just spend long family trips entertaining themselves. Perfect for bringing a smile to anyone's face, Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will keep youngsters and their friends laughing for quite some time.Knock, knock.Who's there?A little boy.A little boy who?A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.With so much good clean fun in hand, kids will be able to astound their parents, defeat all signs of boredom, and have a wonderful time adding a little slap-happy silliness to people's lives.

This student planner is especially for kids or teens who are sport fans of the game of baseball. This student journal has space to record homework assignments and record the class and which teacher assigned the work. There is also space for up-coming tests and ‘things to do’ notes. It has cute baseball themed header at the top of each page to go along with the baseball theme. It is perfectly sized at 8” X 10”. This academic school note-book will aid in the student’s progress towards scholarly success while still satisfying their interest in playing ball (for the fun element). This makes a great gift for a student beginning the school year, or even as a gift to yourself. Being organized is always the best plan for success!

Three men seeking to destroy western civilization...and a few good people determined to stop them. Terrorist attacks. A nation on high alert. A mandatory mission. It shouldn't take an explosion—or death—to deliver a message. All that novelist Phil Kent wanted was to watch a football game with his lifelong friend Bill Lander while their wives were shopping at the Miami Mall...and they even made it through the first half. But then the terrorist attack on the mall left Lisa Lander in a coma—and that was only the beginning. Kent and Lander quickly find themselves facing a call to action. On high alert, the CIA recruits retired SEAL Lander to gear up and lead an “off-the-books” operation to return fire against the terrorist acts striking the U.S, Canada, and Europe by a new cell only known as IM4WD, led by Ahmad Bin Ladr. As Lander watches his wife struggle to live, he agrees—on the sole condition that Kent is incorporated into this mission. Ahead of them is a plot masterminded to bring the United States and their NATO allies to their knees. As they slowly peel back the layers of this shocking plan, they are horrified at the twists they uncover in this high-stakes mission. As Destruction Day quickly approaches, Lander and his team are the only people that stand in the way between their culture’s survival—and mass destruction. The third book in the Kent/Lander series, The Survival Initiative will throw you into the fight for everything you hold dear. Join Phil and Cyndi Kent, former SEAL Bill Lander, and their friends and allies, and learn exactly what friendship, love, and determination can do against terrorism!Can they shut down the plot before the fatal blow?

It's winter on the Arctic tundra. As a blizzard blows around them, a herd of reindeer is searching for food. The land is covered with snow, but the hungry deer know how to find a meal. Using their hard hooves, they dig down through the snow to find moss to eat. Filled with information perfectly suited to the abilities and interests of its primary-grade audience, this colorful, fact-filled book gives readers a chance not only to learn all about reindeer and how their bodies are adapted to the extreme cold, but also to develop their powers of observation and critical thinking. Built-in activities, such as describing a reindeer to someone who has never seen one will give readers a chance to gain, insights beyond the facts and figures.

For Paul Phillips, not every day on the stream is an idyllic, spiritual experience. Small Streams and Daydreams is a compilation of entertaining essays on the 30 years he's spent fly-fishing throughout the United States and Canada. Unlike most writers in this genre, Phillips' back casts are not always flawless, his accuracy is not always unerring, and his footing not always assured. He gets lost, he falls, he loses equipment, his line gets entangled, and he's admittedly caught more "stick-fish" than most people have trout. With sharp wit and humor, Phillips' essays combine an abiding love for nature and for fly-fishing with the insight to see the pastime for what it is (an avocation) as well as what it is not (an emblem of distinction). While he waxes philosophical at times, at others he pokes great fun at his favorite target-himself. Phillips is a self-taught, self-described fly-fishing contrarian who eschews instructors, guides, lodges, sanctimonious peers, and matching the hatch. While his aim on stream is all too frequently awry, he can and does draw a steady bead on the grim-faced, the scolds, and the snobs whom he views as too prevalent, and too influential, in the contemporary literature on this wild, beautiful, and relaxing hobby.

Is your child obsessed with hockey? Does he (or she) want to be hockey player when they grow up? Here is an excellent book that they are sure to enjoy. This book is all about growing up and becoming a hockey player. It is an excellent resource for kid’s careers. The book shares all the tips needed to become a hockey player – from practicing skating and listening to their coaches - and goes on to outline the rules of the game and tells about the players. Your child will want to read this book over and over again. It has original artwork illustrations in full color. It is easy to read and understand and would be ideal for children 6 – 12 years of age. Help your child fulfill their dream of becoming a hockey player when they grow up. Learning all about the game is the first step.

A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.

Has your child dreamed of becoming a chef? Ever since your child has helped you in the kitchen, they probably have dreams of creating their own recipes and working as a famous chef. Here is a book that tells them what they need to do for follow their dream. The book touches on what is necessary to become a chef, what different types of chefs there are and what various culinary careers they could follow. If your young child is looking to pursue a career in the culinary field, this book will definitely help him see his options – with colorful pictures to heighten the experience. Help your child to follow their culinary dreams. Scroll to the top and order now!

After her father loses his job, Amber Sheridan is forced to start work at a local government department to help the family finances. She has only been there a couple of days when the creepy phone calls begin. The caller recites a rhyme from Amber’s childhood:“Hey, Amber!”“I think I hear my name.”“Hey, Amber!”“I think I hear it again.”“You’re wanted on the telephone!”“Well, if it isn’t Ellie I’m not at home!”When she starts recalling disturbing memories from her past, and the people mentioned in the rhyme start to die one by one, she fears the two are connected. Amber must dig into those memories before death comes calling for her…

This dazzling collection of brilliant (and maybe not-so-brilliant) jokes, puns, one-liners, silly stories, and quirky quips will amaze and astound your friends and family. Giggles, guffaws, and groans are guaranteed as you share crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.Don’t you do anything quickly?”“Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.”“How come?”“I only sleep at night!”