Neil McFarlane
Boogie Woogie Monkey and Other Read-Aloud Tales - ILLUSTRATED: Funny Animal Stories for Kids
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( Nov. 8, 2017)
Bedtime stories where your child is the star!
WARNING: This product may contain cheesy sneezy Viking goats!
Another week's worth of 2nd-person, boogietastic, read-aloud bedtime stories which adults will enjoy reading as much as [insert the name of your child] will enjoy hearing.
CONTENTS
1. The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo
2. Boogie Woogie Monkey
3. Cheesy Sneezy Viking Goats
4. The Marching Crabs of Jazz
5. The Path of Politeness
6. The Flea Who Saved the World
7. When You Were Bigger Than the Universe
STORY SUMMARIES:
1. The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo
Onions make sandwiches tangy, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of the only onion in the world. But in the great Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo lurk the dreaded Flinty-eyed Ninjas of Razzamatazz ... (which is bad news).
2. Boogie Woogie Monkey
There's no cake in the kitchen, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of some and meets a special boogie buddy along the way.
3. Cheesy Sneezy Viking Goats
In the woods on this bright sunny day, it's a special holiday, but [insert the name of your child] won't play, so Judge Popsy Weazel will make [insert the name of your child] pay!
4. The Marching Crabs of Jazz
The Marching Crabs of Jazz are off to war. Can [insert the name of your child] help them defeat the Lobsters of Punk? Find out in this story which is a story about the Marching Crabs of Jazz.
5. The Path of Politeness
Pears are undoubtedly the juiciest of all the fruits, but you've run out. [Insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods to search for some using only the power of politeness and a taxi full of worms to complete the quest.
6. The Flea Who Saved the World
Who says size is important? When the Button Badger turns [insert the name of your child] into a flea, lessons are learned and buttons are found.
7. When You Were Bigger Than the Universe
[Insert the name of your child] eats a magic strawberry and grows bigger than the universe. That is some powerful voodoo.
WARNING: This product may contain cheesy sneezy Viking goats!
Another week's worth of 2nd-person, boogietastic, read-aloud bedtime stories which adults will enjoy reading as much as [insert the name of your child] will enjoy hearing.
CONTENTS
1. The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo
2. Boogie Woogie Monkey
3. Cheesy Sneezy Viking Goats
4. The Marching Crabs of Jazz
5. The Path of Politeness
6. The Flea Who Saved the World
7. When You Were Bigger Than the Universe
STORY SUMMARIES:
1. The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo
Onions make sandwiches tangy, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of the only onion in the world. But in the great Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo lurk the dreaded Flinty-eyed Ninjas of Razzamatazz ... (which is bad news).
2. Boogie Woogie Monkey
There's no cake in the kitchen, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of some and meets a special boogie buddy along the way.
3. Cheesy Sneezy Viking Goats
In the woods on this bright sunny day, it's a special holiday, but [insert the name of your child] won't play, so Judge Popsy Weazel will make [insert the name of your child] pay!
4. The Marching Crabs of Jazz
The Marching Crabs of Jazz are off to war. Can [insert the name of your child] help them defeat the Lobsters of Punk? Find out in this story which is a story about the Marching Crabs of Jazz.
5. The Path of Politeness
Pears are undoubtedly the juiciest of all the fruits, but you've run out. [Insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods to search for some using only the power of politeness and a taxi full of worms to complete the quest.
6. The Flea Who Saved the World
Who says size is important? When the Button Badger turns [insert the name of your child] into a flea, lessons are learned and buttons are found.
7. When You Were Bigger Than the Universe
[Insert the name of your child] eats a magic strawberry and grows bigger than the universe. That is some powerful voodoo.
- Pages
- 140
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