Daniel Defoe, Arthur Atwood
The Life and Adventures of Robinson Crusoe: Classics Reimagined for Republicans
eBook
( Sept. 12, 2020)
Arthur Atwood’s creativity shines through with his Classics Reimagined Series. Removing the characters you know and replacing them with modern day politicians, political operatives, pundits and semi respectable news media personalities. Barack, Donald, Nancy, Ivanka and many more like you have never seen them before. This series will bend your mind, make you laugh, cry and outright scream. Enjoy again and again these masterful works a new.
Even apolitical readers will appreciate this fresh twist on old classics. Donald Trump as Sherlock Holmes. Hillary Clinton in Little Women. Mitch McConnell in Romeo and Juliet. Lawrence O’Donnell as the Disk Licker in The Jungle Book. Jared Kushner stands in for Hawk-eye in The Last of the Mohicans and in the spirit of every TV Infomercial ever made “Wait, There’s More”, much much more. Jerrold Nadler, Adam Schiff, Ted Cruz, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Steve Bannon, Bill Clinton, Dan Crenshaw, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Brian Kilmeade, Pete Buttigieg, Sean Hannity, Wolf Blitzer, Jon Stewart, Joe Scarborough, Laura Ingraham, Mika Brzezinski, Kayleigh McEnany, Jesse Watters, Van Jones, Maria Bartiromo, John Ratcliffe, John Bolton, Newt Gingrich, Beto O’Rourke, J.F.K., Jake Tapper, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, every Bush, The “Mike” Bloomberg, Omar, Tlaib, Romney and Rubio… and are I say, even more. Not since 1981’s Cannonball Run have this many important people graced a body of artistic work.
If you are the faint at heart, then rest assured, the originals are still intact if you need them. For the rest of us who demand a break from life as we know it, here it is. A chance to laugh at politics again.