My School Newspaper: by Angela Anaconda and

Letter from the Editor: Hi, it's me, Angela Anaconda, and my class is making a school newspaper. And on account of being the editor in chief, I thought (your name) could help out as a guest editor. There are interesting, cool articles by my friends, and stupid, boring articles by a certain fake French-speaking Ninnie Poo. All you have to do is fill in the blanks with words from my lists -- or come up with some of your own. Signed, Angela Anaconda Editor in Chief