Matt Ballard
Diary of a Nerd King #2: Episode 3 - OMG! I'm in Love with OPRAH!!!
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( Jan. 2, 2012)
Just like your favorite TV shows, Diary of a Nerd King has changed to a SERIES format, and just like your favorite TV shows, there will now be a new episode of Diary of a Nerd King every week!
Instead of having to wait months for a whole new book to come out, now you can get your Diary of a Nerd King fix EVERY WEEK when each new episode is released right here on Amazon!!!
The third episode of Diary of a Nerd King Season 2 starts with Max scared to open his eyes and wake up after having such a terrible Friday just the day before.
Lying in bed, he realizes he's coming up with a LOT of great ideas just lying there and could become a millionaire by just staying in bed!
When he finally does get up, Max has some startling revelations. As embarrassing as it is to admit, he thinks he might be in love with Oprah! He realizes if this gets out, his girlfriend Jordan is probably going to explode!
What's that... you haven't met Max yet? Well then, here's Max on Max...
My name is Max Ridgemont. My sister says I'm the Nerd King. I resent that. She says I resemble that. She thinks she's so smart. Wait til I'm famous from inventing a burping machine.
This is my diary, except it's not a diary. It's a journal, or a blog, or a log... just not a diary 'cause diaries are for girls and wimpy kids. There's also a lot of wicked awesome pictures I drew in here too. Don't feel bad if you can't draw as well as I can. Most people can't.
Oh yeah, my best friend Boogie and I are going to make millions with our new YouTube channel, and our plan is in here too. DON'T try and copy us. You'll just get upset when you don't make a million dollars and find out you're not as awesome as us.