Benjamin Lee
The Book of the Dead for the Modern Dead Guy
language
(Textomancer Publications, LLC April 29, 2018)
All right, I’ve got good news and bad news.
The bad news? You’re dead―and I don’t mean “you’re in big trouble” dead―I mean “brain dead with no chance of resuscitation” dead. How do I know this? If you’re reading this right now, it means that 1) you have left your corpse, and 2) you are now in the Egyptian afterlife known as the Duat, a realm of shadows, lakes of fire, and monsters with really bad names.
Confused yet? Don’t worry, I was in your position once, too, so I know that the Egyptian afterlife is one of the most perplexing and dangerous realms ever. My name’s Ani, and I'm going to guide you through the confusing Egyptian pantheon. I'll show you everything from hydromancy to super-speed using revamped spells from The Book of the Dead for the Modern Dead Guy, the ultimate guide to surviving the Duat!
Learn about Egyptian mythology the modern way, with lightning-fast information on everything from deities to amulets!
Laugh at the misadventures of the gods when learning ancient Egyptian myths!
And, most importantly, survive and prosper in the Duat!
So what are you waiting for? Get your ultimate guide to the not-so-ancient Egyptian afterlife now!
The bad news? You’re dead―and I don’t mean “you’re in big trouble” dead―I mean “brain dead with no chance of resuscitation” dead. How do I know this? If you’re reading this right now, it means that 1) you have left your corpse, and 2) you are now in the Egyptian afterlife known as the Duat, a realm of shadows, lakes of fire, and monsters with really bad names.
Confused yet? Don’t worry, I was in your position once, too, so I know that the Egyptian afterlife is one of the most perplexing and dangerous realms ever. My name’s Ani, and I'm going to guide you through the confusing Egyptian pantheon. I'll show you everything from hydromancy to super-speed using revamped spells from The Book of the Dead for the Modern Dead Guy, the ultimate guide to surviving the Duat!
Learn about Egyptian mythology the modern way, with lightning-fast information on everything from deities to amulets!
Laugh at the misadventures of the gods when learning ancient Egyptian myths!
And, most importantly, survive and prosper in the Duat!
So what are you waiting for? Get your ultimate guide to the not-so-ancient Egyptian afterlife now!
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