Through Missouri on a Mule: "Worse Than Arkansaw"

Excerpt from Through Missouri on a Mule: "Worse Than Arkansaw"I went out for a street-car ride. A drunken man got on the car; an old lady got up and °said, Conductor, do you allow drunken peo ple to ride in this car?He said, Yes, just sit down and keep quiet and no one will notice you.There was a big fat lady sitting alongside of a little, thin lady. The thin lady said, Conductor, I think you ought to charge people according to their weight.About the PublisherForgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.comThis book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.