RUNAWAY PRINCES

This is the story of three young princes who, without warning and for no apparent reason, have abandoned their kingdoms.Mourning their absence are three princesses with names as long as their hair: Mary Snow Seven, Penelope Sweepalot and Philippa Sleeperton, the granddaughter of Morpheus (the guy the Greeks say was the original dream weaver).All three have been left without husbands, and their respective fathers, brothers and cousins are all swearing revenge.But what about the princes? Did anyone think of them?Three princes who, upon their valiant steeds, had searched tirelessly for their true loves. Three princes who endured the cold, the heat, the bad tempers of close and distant relatives and the bad breath of the first kiss.Everyone was so happy for their princesses; they celebrated and partied for days on end... but the princes didn't even get so much as a thank you. Nobody even thought of mentioning them in a Facebook or Twitter post, or dedicating a few lines to them in the Sunday papers. That was why they got fed up. That was why they decided to leave their castles and their kingdoms, and ride off to the mysterious inn deep in Far Side Forest.