H.H. Johnson
WOMEN ARE FROM PLUTO: OR MAYBE FROM SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE, A FREAKY CRAZY MESSED UP UNIVERSE, ALSO ANNOYING
language
(Daisy Publishing House Sept. 29, 2015)
This little book will save your life one day.
This little book is a small collection of funny thoughts, amusing anecdotes, and telling quotes about Woman, or to be more specific, the subject is this: Man's Superiority to Woman.
(To the politically correct girly men reading this: You read it correctly: S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-I-T-Y)
I know what you are thinking. You are asking yourself: How can a little book of amusing anecdotes and funny thoughts and so on and so forth about man’s superiority to woman save my life?
Answer: It will save your life the same way that it saved mine.
One day, not that long ago, a certain lady whose name I choose to forget, was driving me insane … making me angry and furious and pissy too … well, then, what did I do? Did I kick her in the butt, good and hard? Did I slap her in the face? Did I … do her great violence?
Did I end up in jail doing 20 to life?
No!
Instead of doing great violence, instead of ruining my life, I picked up this little book that I had just finished writing. I read several of the anecdotes and quotes in this book. It made me laugh. It cooled me off.
I survived to live another day.
One day, dear sir, you too will be driven to near insanity by a woman of the female sex! Your wife! Or your mom! Or you sister, or whatever! Don’t off the biatch! Don’t slap her! Don’t kick her! Don’t rip her pretty little head from her shoulders! Don’t do it, dude!
Pick up this book instead. Read a few of the quotes and anecdotes in this book.
It will make you laugh. It will make you think. It will make you say, “Yes, sir, it’s true. Man is better than woman!” And you will feel better.
It will save your life.
Okay?
You may thank me now.
— H.H. JOHNSON
This little book is a small collection of funny thoughts, amusing anecdotes, and telling quotes about Woman, or to be more specific, the subject is this: Man's Superiority to Woman.
(To the politically correct girly men reading this: You read it correctly: S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-I-T-Y)
I know what you are thinking. You are asking yourself: How can a little book of amusing anecdotes and funny thoughts and so on and so forth about man’s superiority to woman save my life?
Answer: It will save your life the same way that it saved mine.
One day, not that long ago, a certain lady whose name I choose to forget, was driving me insane … making me angry and furious and pissy too … well, then, what did I do? Did I kick her in the butt, good and hard? Did I slap her in the face? Did I … do her great violence?
Did I end up in jail doing 20 to life?
No!
Instead of doing great violence, instead of ruining my life, I picked up this little book that I had just finished writing. I read several of the anecdotes and quotes in this book. It made me laugh. It cooled me off.
I survived to live another day.
One day, dear sir, you too will be driven to near insanity by a woman of the female sex! Your wife! Or your mom! Or you sister, or whatever! Don’t off the biatch! Don’t slap her! Don’t kick her! Don’t rip her pretty little head from her shoulders! Don’t do it, dude!
Pick up this book instead. Read a few of the quotes and anecdotes in this book.
It will make you laugh. It will make you think. It will make you say, “Yes, sir, it’s true. Man is better than woman!” And you will feel better.
It will save your life.
Okay?
You may thank me now.
— H.H. JOHNSON
- Pages
- 15
Enjoy reading WOMEN ARE FROM PLUTO: OR MAYBE FROM SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE, A FREAKY CRAZY MESSED UP UNIVERSE, ALSO ANNOYING? You may also like these books
-
M.H. Johnson
Silver Fox & The Western Hero: Warrior Forsworn: A LitRPG/Wuxia Novel - Book 3
language ( May 20, 2020) -
M.H. Johnson
Silver Fox & The Western Hero: Warrior Reforged: A LitRPG/Wuxia Novel - Book 2
language ( March 28, 2020) -
Q
J.J. Johnson
Iggy & Oz- The Plastic Dinos of Doom
Paperback (Independently published Sept. 12, 2019) -
J.J. Johnson
Adventures in Blockworld: A Novel for the Young Minecraft Fans
language (J.J. Johnson Nov. 27, 2013) -
R.H. Johnson
Hunting in the Zoo: A Detective Pete Nazareth Novel
Paperback (Booklocker.com, Inc. May 1, 2016)
