Ridiculous Riddles

Whatever comes up during the day, you can amuse your friends by asking a riddle about it--eating, studying for a test, going to the mall, watching TV, or playing with a pet. Sports, animals, music: everything's an opportunity to show off how clever you are. What are the smartest insects? Spelling bees. What do astronomers sing in the shower? When You Wash Upon a Star. What lullaby do you sing to fish? Salmon Enchanted Evening. What subject do snakes like best in school? Hissssstory. What starts with an "e" and has only one letter in it? Envelope. What did the Englishman say to the man from Honolulu? How ah ye? And hundreds more!