Weird

How weird could a book possibly get? You're on Hassid Lane, watching everyone get out of their houses and rush of to work or school. You see them scamper out of their houses and run to the driveway. Like Mr. Tallapoosa, who's late for his court meeting. You see a light at the end of the road, where the deserted and perhaps haunted house is. Who's in there and why is the light on? Mysteries unravel slowly as you hear everyone live a unusual life on Hassid Lane. Wait 'till you turn the curb to Pitti Lane, where the weather is too unexpected. One moment it's raining, then hailing and another moment, it's sunny and beautiful out again. Or how someone gets up every morning to be an alarm clock for everyone on the street? The weirdness is just too much! How weird can a book get? Very weird indeed.