Alexander Martin
Stanley Smartpants and the Haddock Virus
( April 8, 2020)
A fun short story for children and adults. A Chinese boat, named Sweet 'n Sour Wing Wang, is chugging slowly into Brixcat Harbour. The boat deck is overflowing with haddock. Most of the fish are writhing and squirming around, clearly nowhere near dead. A short yellow Chinese cat is wielding a baseball bat, and is bashing as many haddock as he can over the head. Chief Inspector Dimwit, of the Cat-Haven Cat-Police, jumps onto the boat to intervene. Unfortunately a demented haddock, in its last moments of life, leaps into the air like a salmon from the River Dee, and smacks him in the mouth. Two days later Chief Inspector Dimwit is taken into Torcat Hospital suffering from a severe case of Haddock Virus.
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