Doc Martin
Gob Squad
language
( Jan. 6, 2014)
GOVERNMENT WARNING (D-Notice Expired: 25-Dec-2013) Released under the Freedom of Fiction Act
This book (and its sequels) is NOT recommended for children or adults of a sensible, serious or scrupulous disposition. It contains graphic descriptions of creatures previously censored from fictional outlets for VERY GOOD REASONS. You have been warned.
For thousands of years our world order has remained unchanged. Humans at the top. Animals and vegetables underfoot. Deities overhead. Demons below. Goody elves. Baddy orcs. Juvenile wizards. Wise bearded headmasters. A menagerie of mythical creatures fictionalised and marginalised. But what about gobs? Why have they never before appeared in print? What’s so awful about gobs? Is it their strange Gift? Their protuberant eyes? Their odour? Read this book for the true story of how gobs were first revealed to the world and how the biggest government cover-up of all time began. Suitable for strong-stomached readers of 10-100 years or older. Not recommended for expecting mothers, librarians, milk maids or governesses (or Michael Gove).
The author cannot release his true identity (yet), for fear of repercussions from the pursuing intelligence agencies of various nations. He is currently living in an undisclosed (and infrequently cleaned) international airport toilet, having been granted temporary asylum by a mysterious benefactor. He has released this dreadful story as fiction in order to avoid legal action, brain-washing and conventional employment.
This book (and its sequels) is NOT recommended for children or adults of a sensible, serious or scrupulous disposition. It contains graphic descriptions of creatures previously censored from fictional outlets for VERY GOOD REASONS. You have been warned.
About the Book
For thousands of years our world order has remained unchanged. Humans at the top. Animals and vegetables underfoot. Deities overhead. Demons below. Goody elves. Baddy orcs. Juvenile wizards. Wise bearded headmasters. A menagerie of mythical creatures fictionalised and marginalised. But what about gobs? Why have they never before appeared in print? What’s so awful about gobs? Is it their strange Gift? Their protuberant eyes? Their odour? Read this book for the true story of how gobs were first revealed to the world and how the biggest government cover-up of all time began. Suitable for strong-stomached readers of 10-100 years or older. Not recommended for expecting mothers, librarians, milk maids or governesses (or Michael Gove).
About the Author
The author cannot release his true identity (yet), for fear of repercussions from the pursuing intelligence agencies of various nations. He is currently living in an undisclosed (and infrequently cleaned) international airport toilet, having been granted temporary asylum by a mysterious benefactor. He has released this dreadful story as fiction in order to avoid legal action, brain-washing and conventional employment.
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