The Legend of Blackie

A man named Blackie is born with a full beard even though he is but two feet long. He goes to work in a supermarket, cutting parsley. He works hard and grows into a fine figure of a man. But he keeps growing. His hair grows too. It's bright green on the top of his head, and his beard is black. The green hair grows throughout the neighborhood. Tongues begin to wag. Will Blackie learn to live amongst normal men and women? How will he handle his alarming growth? He continues to grow....