As Silly As Knees, As Busy As Bees: An Astounding Assortment of Similes

What's as still as a statue, as busy as bees, as scary as heights, and as silly as knees? What else but a simile, a figure of speech that's as fresh as a peach, as cheerful as bluebirds, as delicate as lace, and as clever as zippers! These 225 similes are as sure to please as a smiling baby and as delightful as only the author of The Phantom Tollbooth can make them.