Evan Bollinger
Parking Lot Kings
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(Dark Niche Publishing Jan. 2, 2014)
Meet Cartside.
Your friendly neighborhood cart-pushers, the epitome of fine young men.
But wait.
There's something you don't know about these smiling, happy-go-lucky grocery store grunts. They've got a plan. After 5 years of dealing with the same mind-numbing bogus, catering to incompetent managers and snobby-nosed customers--things are about to change. From the haze of bong-smoke and brilliance, comes the greatest idea since the McDonald's small fry:
Well, uh.. sorta...