WTF!: This is a Liberal Utopia!

The year is 2020 when Professor Felix Schwartz, your typical, garden variety, liberal college professor, steps out in front of a Mack truck and the lights go out. Thirty years pass by, all the while Schwartz remains a walking vegetable and ward of the state. By 2050 the country has gone through some slight changes thanks to a dramatic shift in the makeup in the country's populace giving liberals control over Washington. In that thirty years the country becomes the veritable paradise the ultraists have long sought to create, but more resembling a third-world, banana republic where English is replaced by twenty-five variations of gang slang, no one gets beyond third grade, rioting and something resembling football with hockey sticks are the national pastimes. There is now a "Forever President," welfare moms have replaced small business, corn is the cornerstone of industry, and people drive around in either battery-powered, bubble cars, or Latino lowriders. The professor suddenly awakens from his long slumber and embarks upon a journey to discover what America has become...Utopia!