Modern Love Coupons: Romantic and Funny Relationship Coupons for Her

27 modern relationship coupons. The perfect Christmas gift or Valentine’s Day present for any woman.How to use this book: 1. Rip out the page with the coupon you want to redeem.2. Crumple it into a ball.3. Throw it at your partner’s head.“These are pretty funny. I’m going to use these.” – Kelly Baker“Did you get these ideas from my life? Because all of this stuff is me. Love it.” – Catherine Alfonsi Example – This coupon is valid for: A junk food shopping spree and you don’t say a f#cking word about the calories.I want chocolate. And other stuff. And I love you and I know we said we’d eat healthy this month but I swear to God if a single carrot stick hits the basket I’m gonna lose it.Also, you’re driving.Example – This coupon is valid for: Wandering around a trendy spot with neat shops that specialize in olive oil, hot sauce, and wooden paddles used for either pizza or maybe spanking.We’ll stop for coffee and split a giant cookie. I’ll eat 80% of it and you’ll shut your stupid mouth about the unequal distribution of resources.