W. H. Matlack, Don Ramie
Off Limits
Paperback
(Solstice Publishing June 14, 2016)
Off Limits features a series of short stories including, "Don't Worry About an Alien Invasion," three more Scoff Law and Goddie Two-Shoes episodes, and "The Dangers of Office Parties." “Alien Invasion” is the story of how frustrating it has been for aliens to get our attention and formally recognize their presence. They keep trying things like crop circles, but we just blame that on bored farmers, and that’s just part of their problem. Scoff Law and Goddie Two-Shoes learn a lesson about obeying traffic signs (even if they don’t feel like it). And as school crossing guards, they encounter the wrath of some mean eighth graders. And then, they learn an important lesson from their friend, Genius, concerning combustibles. Finally, “The Dangers of Office Parties” is a warning to all young new-hires about what not to do when meeting the big boss’ trophy wife.
- ISBN
- 1625263872 / 9781625263872
- Pages
- 36
- Weight
- 4.0 oz.
- Dimensions
- 8.5 x 0.09
in.