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Mark Geoffrey Young

The Best Ever Book of Announcer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform March 29, 2012)
If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Announcer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Announcer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Announcer Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Announcer joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Announcer jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Announcers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Announcer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Announcer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Announcer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Announcers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
ISBN
147511964X / 9781475119640
Pages
106
Weight
7.5 oz.
Dimensions
6.0 x 0.2 in.

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