Fangtastic Dragon Jokes: Best Kids Jokes

Dragon puns, jokes & riddles.

Yo' dragon jokes, dragons in love, hungry dragons, fiery dragons, dragons in battle and more. Roll your eyes, groan or burst out laughing.

Some of these jokes are so bad, they’re good. And others are so good, they’re bad! Whatever your taste, there will be something in Fangtastic Dragon Jokes for you, including bonus excerpts from other cool dragon books and a link to a free kids' dragon book.

So saddle your dragon up and fly through the pages, chuckling as you go.
Why are dragons good storytellers? Because they have long tails.

What did the polite dragon say? Fang you very much.

What you give a seasick dragon? A very large fireproof bag.

What's the difference between a car and a dragon? A car only has one horn.

Yo’ dragon so fat, he’s too heavy for his scales!

What do you call a dragon in the city? Lost.

Read on for hilarious dragon-filled fun.

Did you know jokes are educational & good for you?

Jokes use language features, such as puns and riddles, to stimulate children's imaginations. Laughter makes you feel good and releases endorphins, leaving our muscles relaxed and lowering stress. And the good feeling remains with you even when your laughter stops.

Add some ridiculous dragon humor to your life with Fangtastic Dragon Jokes.